Changsha dialect joke

1. Fuck your stomach

The bus company requires the conductor to speak Mandarin. So one day I took a bus. As soon as I got on the bus, I heard the conductor shout in plastic Mandarin. Please go to your stomachs, go to your stomachs, and chatter in your stomachs? , causing a laugh.

2. Old toad

The cousin of Harbin Oil Company is busy in the kitchen, preparing to steam spareribs, and Xiaohaiyou Company is driving his four-wheel drive wholeheartedly. Ha Fuyou read the newspaper while taking care of his wife: Hey, Tangke, put the idea of' Laodopted Mother' on the ribs. Last time I cooked something delicious? . ? What person? Little rabbit oil suddenly jumped out: gamma? The teacher said that toads are beneficial insects? ! Ha, oil smiled.

3.？ Keep it. Keep it?

My mother-in-law's most painful third son-in-law is Lickitung, who doesn't speak well. The mother-in-law often leaves good things for her third son-in-law. The eldest son-in-law and the second son-in-law feel uncomfortable and always want to find opportunities to harm him. One day, my mother-in-law stewed a casserole of beef and hid it in the corner of the stove for her third son-in-law. Both the eldest son-in-law and the second son-in-law know about it. They secretly took a sip of all the beef and secretly put some dried cow dung in the casserole.

When the third son-in-law arrived, her mother-in-law called him aside and took him out of the casserole to sip beef. The third son-in-law picked up a piece, put it in his mouth and took a sip, then shouted:? Liu Qi (cow shit)? ! Mother-in-law said: Hey, keep it? Don't stay, huh? ! ? Liu Qi, where is Liu Qi? ? ,? Don't stay, quack quack! Haha, is it round? !

4. Don't drink for nothing

The salted eggs bought on Dragon Boat Festival are too weak, so I have to ask my son? Sales? :? Come on, you drink the king and I drink the white, okay? No talking, no talking? ! ? What's the point of sipping? My son is quick, but like a tiger, like a son.

5. Old people sell sunflower seeds

An old man fried sunflower seeds on the May Day roadside and sold them while frying.

One day, there was a quarrel on the edge of her booth, and many people were watching. A mang elder brother passed by and couldn't see it, so he asked the old man: Hey, what's up?

Old man:? What about Changsha? !

Brother Zamang is coming to Hong Kong soon: No, I mean, what can I do? .

Old man:? Wuyi road? !

Brother Munger is anxious: No , you 're going the wrong way. I mean, what's the noise in the room? !

Old man:? How about fried sunflower seeds? .

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