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Xiao X especially likes parrots. One day he went to the bird walking market and found a parrot with a price of 30,000 yuan.

Curious, he asked the buyer: Why is your parrot so expensive?

Buyer: My parrot is very clever! I'll say anything.

Little X bought it as soon as he heard that he was so clever.

He was very happy when he came home at night. Just play with this parrot.

X: I can walk.

Parrot: I can walk.

X: I can run.

Parrot: I can run.

X: I can fly.

Parrot: I'm Kao Hua. You're bragging!

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Nd 8. Will love cigarettes. ..."``:````````"````````ン

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Comment time: April 2007 19, 10, 13.

Little x went to the bird market again. Found a parrot with a price tag of 3 yuan money.

So he asked the seller: Why is your parrot so cheap?

Vendor: My parrot is stupid! Shit, I've been teaching for a long time. Up to now, I can only say one word-"

Who is it? "

Xiao X thought it was cheap anyway, so he bought it.

When he came home at night, he thought? I am not religious, you are not religious! " So little x taught it to say something else all night.

But in the morning, the parrot still just said, "Who is it?" So little X got angry and locked the door to go to work.

Yes

After a while, a plumber (Z for short) came.

Little Z, "Knock, knock ..." (knocking at the door)

Parrot: Who is it?

Little Z: Plumber? .

Parrot: Who is it?

Little Z: Plumber? .

Parrot: Who is it?

Little Z: Plumber? .

In the evening, little X came back. I saw a man lying on the ground in front of my house, foaming at the mouth.

Little x: yo ~! Who is this?

I heard the parrot in the house: plumber.

One day, in the big forest, the fox was smoking marijuana. At this time, the little rabbit came from a distance. Seeing all this, he came over and said, Fox, how can you smoke marijuana? This is not good for your health. Look, how fresh the air is. Come and run with me. The fox thought it was right and ran away with the rabbit.

Running and running, they saw the elephant smoking heroin. The rabbit ran to the elephant and said, elephant, elephant, why are you taking drugs? Look how fresh the air is. Run with me. Elephants think it's right to run together.

Running and running, I saw the lion roll up his sleeves and was about to inject heroin. Little rabbit shouted to the lion from a distance: lion, lion, taking drugs is not good for your health. Look how fresh the air is. Run with me. ...

I saw the lion put down the syringe and rushed over, shooting rabbits crazily. The elephant trembled and said to the lion, why did you hit the rabbit? He doesn't want us to hurt his health!

The lion said angrily: NND dead rabbit, every time he takes drugs, he wants me to run wild in the forest with him, damn it!

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Nd 8. Will love cigarettes. ..."``:````````"````````ン

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Comment time: April 2007 19, 10, 19.

Doctors specialize in poor memory. A patient went to see a doctor, and the doctor sold him a big bag of medicine.

A few days later, I came back and said I didn't see any improvement. The doctor sold him another big bag of medicine. After the patient left, the doctor said to his wife, "He forgot to take this package of medicine again. Put it away and sell it to him next time."

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Nd 8. Will love cigarettes. ..."``:````````"````````ン

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Comment time: April 2007 19, 10: 20.

A woman told her husband, "I just met my old neighbor, Mrs. Jones." She said with a sad face, "I asked her how her husband was, and she replied that her husband had left." I didn't know that her husband died last week. I thought he had gone on a trip, so I said without thinking ... "

The following words seem to be stuck in a woman's throat.

"What the hell did you say?" The husband asked impatiently, "What you said is' I wish I were not here'."

"Worse than this. I said,' Why don't you go with him?' "

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Nd 8. Will love cigarettes. ..."``:````````"````````ン

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Comment time: April 2007 19, 10: 26.

A young lady complained to the doctor, "After only one year of marriage, her husband got tired of her."

"No problem!" The doctor said, "I'll give you these powders. You can secretly put them in coffee for him to drink, but don't use them more, because they are very effective."

Three days later, the lady came again and looked very excited.

"Why? Would you like another box? "

"no!" The wife is white to the doctor:

"The effect is very good! After my husband put down his coffee, he immediately jumped up and stripped me naked. "

"Oh, the effect is so strong?" The doctor said in surprise.

"However, the nerve-racking thing is that we are no longer embarrassed to go to that coffee shop!"

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Nd 8. Will love cigarettes. ..."``:````````"````````ン

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Comment time: April 2007 19, 10: 28.

When I was a child, I learned to sing the theme song "A Clever Rest" with TV (Japanese), and I accidentally sang it as "Geji, Geji, Geji, Aunt Wash the Spitoon ..."

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Nd 8. Will love cigarettes. ..."``:````````"````````ン

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Comment time: April 2007, 19, 10: 29.

"... our motherland is a garden, and the flowers in the garden are really bright. The warm sunshine shines on us, and everyone laughs ... "The last two sentences were heard when I was a child," The sunshine in Henan shines on us, and Americans laugh ",which has been suppressed for many years. ...

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Nd 8. Will love cigarettes. ..."``:````````"````````ン

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Comment time: April 2007, 19, 10: 32.

The centipede was bitten by a snake, so it must be amputated to prevent the spread of virus liquid!

The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs ~! !

Doctor comfort: relax, brother, you will be an earthworm in the future ~

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