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I need a drama script urgently. It’s about campus friendship and it’s more touching. It’s the kind of drama that’s played in the first year of junior high school. It’s played by about five people. The
Actors: Instructor, A, B, C, D, Xiaoyue, Xiaoying,
(Music "Mission Impossible (007)" starts, A and B are wearing props respectively Appearing tentatively from both sides of the stage)
(A and B come to the stage to meet at noon, the music stops)
A (quietly): How is the situation
B (Quietly): The enemy is powerful and very disadvantageous to us.
A: Have you prepared all the things for your comrades?
B: Ready, let’s wait for the general attack tonight!
A: That’s good. Remember last night, comrades suffered all night! (A and B are both in pain)
B: Are you sure it is safe here?
A: Don’t worry, it’s absolutely safe!
(At this time, C came on stage carrying two bags of steamed buns from one end of the stage)
C: Comrades, I have brought the capital of the revolution - steamed buns!
A: Great, I wasn’t full just now.
B: Is there any Coke?
C: Yes! (Then distribute the items to A and B) Hey, where did that little Ding go?
(Ding staggered onto the stage with a tube of toilet paper tied around his neck)
A : Are you okay?
Ding (painful): Today...this is the seventh time...
(All students were shocked)
C (angry) : What do you mean? I haven’t come here once in 7 days! !
(The students were even more surprised)
A: If this continues, will it only come once a month?
(The students were speechless)
A: Okay, let’s give everything to everyone.
B (said while handing out things): This is a powerful biochemical weapon that I developed after a night of experience last night - (all the students said in unison: "Ye Xiang Brand" mosquitoes are afraid of water! )
(All the students couldn’t wait to spray mosquito-repellent water on their bodies)
B: Hehe, this was extracted from Xiao Ding’s 7 times a day...
(A, C, and D were stunned)
(The sound of mosquitoes sounded, and all the students looked along the trajectory of the mosquitoes at the same time. A slapped his hand, and the sound of mosquitoes stopped)
C: Fight! Fight to death! !
(All the students started to swat mosquitoes in a hurry)
Instructor A came on stage)
Instructor A: Ahem, what are you doing? !
(All the students were surprised and at a loss for a moment)
Ding (had an idea and clapped his hands): ...Welcome, instructor, welcome instructor...
( A, B, and C echoed: Welcome, instructor, welcome instructor)
Instructor A: Assemble! !
(The students couldn’t hear clearly for a while)
Instructor A: Assemble! ! ! (Students gather in panic) Stand at attention! Look to the right! Look forward! Take a break!
(Instructor A began to check the things on the classmate. Instructor A came to A and looked at the steamed bun in A’s mouth. Upon seeing this, A immediately put the steamed bun into his pocket; Instructor A came to B again, Pulling the "mosquito-afraid" on his body, he asked: What is this? B: Yexiang! The instructor walked to C, pointed to C's hat, and asked: Why don't you wear a military hat? C: Tell the instructor, I don't like to be a cuckold. Son! So I changed it to a black one! Instructor: I need to put it back in neat uniforms! Can you mess around with me? Ding snickered and walked away. Arriving in front of Ding, he glanced at Ding and walked past Ding. Ding breathed a sigh of relief. At this time, the instructor turned around and pulled the toilet paper off Ding. Ding made a painful expression, and the instructor stuffed the toilet paper into Ding's arms. , walked back and found no one, and shouted: Where are the girls? At this time: two girls came out in a hurry: Report to the instructor, here.)
Instructor A: (To the girls) Enter.
Quickly put aside those things on your body that have nothing to do with military training! ! 3, 2, 1! ! (All the students immediately put their things aside) Assemble! stand at attention! Look to the right! Look forward! ! Take a break! Okay, there will be gymnastics the day after tomorrow. Today we have the last training. Next, perform the stop and turn method and listen to the command. (After looking forward, the two girls whispered to each other and peeked at the instructor from time to time. Ding stretched his head over, and then C also stretched his head over. The two girls quietly said to C, and Ding explained the reason. The instructor noticed it)
Instructor: What are you hesitating about? ?
Ding Ji: No! I didn't say anything!
C: Report to the instructor! He said it!
Instructor: OK! You read what he just said out loud ten times.
C loudly: Oh~it turns out that the instructor’s own door is not closed! (Repeat)
The instructor looked down, turned around quickly, unzipped his pants, and then nervously covered C’s mouth: Stop, stop, stop! ! ! (Look left and right)
C: Report to the instructor! Not even ten times!
Instructor: Okay, stop talking. This matter is a military secret and no one is allowed to leak it!
Xiaoying: Report to the instructor, don’t worry! We won't tell others that your door is open, but is it okay for today's military training...? )
Instructor: No problem, just take it easy today! (Everyone is secretly happy) Just practice stepping for an hour, walking in unison for an hour, walking for an hour, and then standing in military posture for two hours will be "OK"!
Everyone is in pain~
Instructor: Listen to the command and stand at attention! Turn right~Turn left~~
(At this time, D steps on C’s foot, C steps on B’s foot, and B steps on A’s foot; then A pinches B’s thigh, and B pinches C's thigh, C pinched Ding's thigh, and Ding suddenly screamed: Ah! (The two girls snickered from behind)
Instructor A: What's going on? (To the girls) Don't laugh, the troops must be serious. .
(Girls try to restrain themselves)
A, B, C (simultaneously): Report to the instructor! He stepped on me (A points to B, B points to C, C points to D)
Instructor A: Then who is shouting?
A, B, C (pointing at D at the same time): Him!!
Instructor A: None of the ones who were stepped on screamed, what is your name? ?
Ding: Report to the instructor, he pinched my thigh!! (Ding fell to the ground helplessly in pain...)
(A, B, and C sang "Meditation" proudly)
Instructor A: Okay, you like to play, right? I will let you play as much as you want, everyone! ! Lift your left foot! (Everyone follows the instructions) Lift your right foot! Lift your left foot! (Gradually speeding up)….. Lift your two feet!
(Six people hurriedly tried to lift both feet)
Xiaoyue: (squeamish) Instructor~How is it possible to lift both feet~?
Instructor: Even if you know it’s impossible, you still do it! I'm still a college student~ Listen to the command! Lift your left foot! (Everyone is right) Okay, let’s stand like this for half an hour in a military posture~
Four people: Ah~~?
Instructor: Oh, just one hour!
Instructor: Keep training! Stand at attention, look to the right, look forward, and take a break! Now let’s carry out the training method I designed. Have you brought all the things I asked you to bring?
Crowd: Yes!
Instructor A: Well, take it out and tie it!
(All the students took out the "Yexiang brand" mosquito repellent, the girl took out a red cloth and looked at the boy's tool questioningly)
Instructor A (angry): This is What? !
(The boy realized that he had taken it by mistake, and took out a red strip of cloth from his pocket)
(When the music started, each student bravely tied the strip of cloth to his head, posing Different actions)
Instructor A (angry): What are you doing? Fasten it up! !
(The students immediately tied the cloth strips to their eyes)
Instructor A: Listen to the command! Stand at attention and look to the right~
B: Report! Can’t see~
Instructor A (sorry): That’s right, stand at attention! Turn left~~walk together~~
(After hearing the command, A turned right, and the other students turned left. All the students were in the same hand and foot. Instructor A discovered that A was going wrong, so he came to A In front of me)
Instructor A (angry): Stand still! ! Take off your blindfolds! ! (Every student took off their blindfolds and looked around. A found out that he had left the team. He immediately pretended to be stupid and shouted: 1~2~1, 1~2~1, and returned to the team with left hand and left foot.) Let’s see how you go. What a look! ! . . . . Still a college student. Take a break first.
The instructor exits and everyone gathers around to whisper and laugh loudly (music starts) (Part 2). The narration begins.
Narrator: Just like that, a hard day of military training passed without even realizing it. The gymnastics session ended soon, and Class A won first place in an incredible state.
(The team members came to the stage with certificates of merit and cheered, ignoring the instructor. The instructor was very disappointed. Unexpectedly, at this moment, all the team members ran towards him and the "March of the People's Liberation Army" stopped)
Audience (all talking): Instructor, we can do it! ! ! Great...
(Music starts)
Xiaoyue (holding a certificate): Instructor, this certificate belongs to you! I know we have caused you a lot of trouble, but thank you very much for sticking with us for so many days!
Xiaoying (holding a bouquet of flowers): Instructor, these are the flowers for you. Thank you for your careful and serious training with us. I know you actually work harder than us.
A (holding the steamed buns in his hand): Instructor, these are the steamed buns that I have always treasured under the bed and could not bear to eat. Now I give them to you. You can use them to push your stomach when you are hungry.
Person B (holding a string of "Yexiang brand" mosquitoes afraid of water): Instructor, there are really a lot of mosquitoes here. These are special mosquitoes afraid of water. They are very effective. Get out of here. In the end, I may not have any chance to use them. They will accompany you on behalf of us from now on.
C (holding his black hat): Instructor, this hat has been with me since I was a child. Now I give it to you so that you can wear it when you don’t like being a cuckold.
Ding (taking off a bunch of paper tubes from his neck): Instructor, I have nothing to give you, only these. Don’t underestimate them, they have our whole class written all over them. My classmates have given you blessings. When you miss us, just look at them...
Instructor A (holding a lot of gifts, muttering a little disappointed): I didn’t expect that these guys are quite thoughtful. of.
Xiaoying: Instructor, please train us one last time!
Instructor A: OK, listen to the command! Stand at attention~Look to the right~Look forward~
Xiaoyue: I half want to turn right~Salute! (The students saluted the instructor affectionately)
(The instructor returned the salute)
Instructor A: Turn half to the left~~turn left~~walk together! !
(All students exit)
(The instructor gave a deep salute to the backs of the team members, and then also saluted the audience)
(The instructor End)
(End of the play)
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