Funny rhyming jingle jokes

The jingle is not only catchy to read, but also funny, which makes you laugh. The following are the classic rhyming passages compiled by Learning Bian Xiao for everyone. I hope you can enjoy these funny jingles.

The latest classic works of rhyming jokes

1. You make a fake, I play the fool, and I am smart when I get a kickback; Pit the country and harm the world, destroy the conscience and seek an outbreak; Not relying on the sky, not relying on the ground, relying on fraud.

2. Money can buy a house, but not a home; Money can buy a bed, but it can't buy sleep; Money can buy clocks, but it can't buy time; Money can buy books, but not knowledge; Money can buy a job, but not respect; Money can buy medicine, but not health; Money can buy blood, but not life; Money can buy sex, but not love.

3. Strange, seven turtles are dancing, six lions are playing chess, five monkeys are eating pears, four donkeys are chasing Shu Kei, three mice are patting level three, two crabs are playing Tai Chi, and a little pig is reading information!

4. Love is empty, and I wander in the street; People are empty of money, and a single evil cause is troublesome; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; The mobile phone is empty, there is no money to charge, and life is not easy.

5. If you have more money, you will go home less; if you have more beauty, you will wear less clothes; if you think more, you will do less; if you are tired, you will earn less; if you have more power, you will have less time; if you love more, you will have less peace; if you have more friends, you will have less difficulties; if you exercise more, you will have less illness.

6. You reason with him, and he plays hooligans with you; You play hooligans with him, and he tells you about the legal system; You talk to him about the legal system and he talks to you about politics; You talk to him about politics, and he talks to you about national conditions; You talk to him about national conditions, and he talks to you about integration; You talk to him about integration, and he talks to you about culture; You talk to him about culture, and he talks to you about Confucius: you talk to him about Confucius, and he talks to you about Laozi; You tell him Lao Tzu, and he will pretend to be your grandson!

7. The sea is deep and the sky is blue, and nothing a person says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, and pigs can climb trees! !