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qq personal humorous self-introduction

On QQ, a humorous self-introduction can give you a lot of points. Below I will bring you some QQ personal self-introductions for your reference!

qq Humorous personal self-introduction 1: I am an alien

1. I am a pretty good person. Apart from being handsome, I have no shortcomings! Sometimes I feel that I am not very handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls. They said I was handsome, but when I refused to admit it, they beat me and called me hypocritical.

2. I am the super internet bug of the universe. You are welcome to hit me, scold me, kill me, flatten me, kick me, kick me, beat me, or even boil, fry, stir-fry, fry, or stew me. , stewed, braised, steamed, dried, boiled? I have no complaints, but the premise is: this person must be the most beautiful, lovely, beautiful, gentle, kind, virtuous, and temperamental beauty in the world

3. Don’t look at the information, look at the results!!!

4. There once was a girl who wanted to go to hell with me -? If you don’t pay me back, I will Die with you!? There was once a girl who dated me until the next life -? Wanted to pursue me? Maybe in the next life!? There was once a girl who was willing to die for me -? With you, I would rather die!?

5. Chat with someone, 6 cents per word, half price for punctuation, 20% off for words over 1,000 words! Pay first, chat later, chat as soon as payment is received. I am not obliged to initiate conversations with non-professionals. The Internet is false and I will not bear any responsibility if you are injured or deceived.

6. Made in China in 1978, 170cm long, 61kg net weight. Using artificial intelligence, all parts are complete and the operation is stable. After more than 20 years of operation, it is a product with reliable quality. This product has complete procedures and is guaranteed to be returned and exchanged indefinitely. Due to development needs, we are looking for like-minded people. We are working together to develop the second generation language chat software. If you are interested, please contact us!

7. Every woman is an angel whose wings are broken for love. When they come to earth, they will never go back to heaven, so they need to be cherished by men. I am also an angel, but when I landed, I accidentally landed face first. The reason why I couldn't go back to heaven was because of my weight. Fortunately, I still have the heart of an angel, which is kind and loving.

8. I want a healthy and ordinary person, someone who can fry tomatoes and eggs, and operate a washing machine. There may be a little freckles on his face. He will blush when he sees a stranger. He knows how much soy sauce costs. Bottle, the girl who wiped my sweat when I was carrying rice home. Is such a request high? If there really is such a girl, then God, I beg you to give me one!

9. The villain lives in China and has a house at home. There is also a field, and life is full of joy. Since OICQ came into existence, it takes up my time and money, forcing me to sell my property and land, and live on the street? Dear friends, take pity on me and chat with me! Chat!

10. Go online Have you fallen in love online? Have you been deceived by your childish thoughts? Have you fallen in love online? Are you committed? The relationship has reached a dead end. Are you committed? We have met. There are no more calls from before. We have met. You regret it, my girl. Have you become a dinosaur? Are you regretting it? Are you unlucky? Your emotional investment has been wasted, right? Are you unlucky? Are you thinking about it to death? Don’t you dare to go online in the future?

11. I think about everything you think about. It doesn’t work anymore. I no longer have the style to wear clothes, I can’t form a relationship with anyone, I can’t ignite my enthusiasm wherever I go, I can’t keep up with Lenin when thinking about problems, and my heart has stopped secretly even when I’m fine.

12. I always strive for single sisters; I never give up on married women; I pay attention to exploring girls over the age of sixteen; I must have a strategic vision for those younger than sixteen. ......

13. I am neither tall nor thin, neither ugly nor fat. Walking on the streets of Paris does not affect the appearance of the city. It won't make other boys happy either. My husband is worried. Educational qualifications are neither high nor low. Can basically understand the English manual of the refrigerator. But I won’t be so bored that I worry too much about studying philosophy and discussing special relativity or whether humans can move to Mars all day long.

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14. I came from where I came from and will go where I am going.

Don’t ask me where I come from, and don’t ask me where I will go. In my heart, there will always be beautiful spring, and I hope that everyone has spring in their heart...

15. I am uneducated and my IQ is very low. If you ask me who I am, I am a big stupid pig. I am a pig. I am a pig. I am a big stupid pig.

I am also a bad-tempered pig, and I am a pig that can climb trees. If you want to know a bad-tempered pig, please add me on QQxxxxxxxx and indicate that you are asking questions. If you want to meet a pig that can climb, add me. Just send me a message on iAsk, the pig of the tree.

16. Hello, I am an alien. I have been trying to contact people on earth for many years. This is the 250th test. For statistical convenience, if you receive and understand this message, please stop Looking up to the sky at the highest point nearby and shouting: I am 250

QQ personal humorous self-introduction: Time is like a net

1. The only constant in the world is that everything is Changing.

2. If you want to fully understand a man, it is best not to be his lover, but to be his friend.

3. Life is like a cup of tea. It will not be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.

4. Choose a city to grow old in, and meet a person whose head turns white.

5. Beauty makes men stop, wisdom makes men stay.

6. Enemies become comrades mostly for survival, and comrades become enemies mostly for money.

7. It’s easy to make things complicated, but it’s complicated to make things simple.

8. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationships.

9. Love is not a grand vow, but a plain companionship.

10. Some people will not forget because they are reluctant; some people must forget because it is not worth it.

11. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly?

12. Being pregnant is like being pregnant, people will notice it after a long time.

13. If someone makes you suffer, it means your practice is not enough.

14. A side effect of success is that the past practices are also suitable for the future.

15. Time is like a net, wherever you cast it, your harvest will be there.

16. ?I can use the magic power of my ears? Remember who said this and let me see

17. The way you smile clears up the whole sky

　18. Watching you walking behind me makes me feel safe

19. If you were so cute in front of others, I wouldn’t like you

20. Wit As pure as I am, as handsome as I am, as cold as I am

21. I suddenly discovered that you, my deskmate, are so beautiful

22. After many years, I married the man I wanted. Thank you for not marrying me back then.

23. Bad grades, bad temper, bad temperament, bad appearance, poor digestion

24. You can’t bully me just because I’m super cute

QQ personal humorous self-introduction: The ideal is very full

1. I can love you heartbreakingly, or I can leave simply.

2. I can’t sleep at night and can’t afford to die in the morning….

3. If you can’t hold a man’s heart, don’t call him a playboy.

4. A fuel-efficient lamp is never a good lamp!

5. If one day I die, can you put a coin in to revive me?

6. There are always a lot of people who do the same thing in front of others but stab in the back.

7. You are the first bone, buried with me after death.

8. When men and women quarrel, men are like pistols and women are like machine guns.

9. If you don’t treat me as a human being, then don’t blame me for treating you as a dog.

10. She is like an antenna, she is so beautiful. . .

11. Give him a chance because of him, not because he becomes more and more indulgent.

12. People who don’t understand me, please don’t compare me with anyone. I am just me, no matter how bad I am, there is no other me.

13. Don’t use my trust in you as a sticky note.

14. I originally planned to search the dog, but I saw the cat pounce.

15. If I know more truth than others, it is because I make more mistakes than others.

16. Love is always holier than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

17. People, looking beautiful is not as good as living a beautiful life.

18. A friend is someone who sees you through and still likes you.

19. The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.

20. Humor is when a person wants to cry but still has the interest to laugh.

21. A person has to be crazy once in his life, whether it is for a person, a relationship, a journey, or a dream.