The more short stories about language art, the better.

When Xu Ruzi was nine years old, she tasted the drama under the moon. People say, "If there is nothing on the moon, it should be extremely evil, right?" Xu said, "Otherwise. If there is a scorpion in people's eyes, it is unknown without it. "

Bernard Shaw, a famous British playwright, traveled to Moscow and met a clever little girl in the street. She hit it off very well and stood on the street and talked to her for a long time. When Bernard Shaw left, he said, "Go back and tell your mother that you had a long talk with Bernard Shaw, a world famous man, in the street today." The little girl took a look and said in his tone, "Go back and tell your mother that you had a long chat with the beautiful Soviet girl Anna today." We can't help but admire the little girl's wit and get a deep feeling from it: no matter how great a person is or how high his position is, he can't treat anyone badly.

During the negotiations between the Kuomintang and the Communist Party in China, under the stern and aggressive momentum of the China delegation represented by Zhou Enlai and Wang Ruofei, the representatives of the Kuomintang argued and became furious: "It is really casting pearls before swine to negotiate with your * * * production party." "Yes, casting pearls before swine!" Clever counterattack is not only full of fun, but also contains wisdom.

Mark Twain, a famous American writer, wrote a famous satire The Gilded Age, which immediately caused a sensation. At the press conference, Mark couldn't help but blurt out: "Some members of the US Congress are sons of bitches." The newspaper is full of articles about it. Some American congressmen protested and asked Mark to apologize publicly in the newspaper. Mark agreed, so he published a public article in the newspaper: "A few days ago, at the banquet, I said that some American congressmen were sons of bitches. Members of Congress are very concerned about this, and after careful consideration, this statement is really inappropriate. Now it is revised as: Some members of the US Congress are not sons of bitches. " Wonderful! Wonderful! How can such a wise saying not attract attention?

Tang Bohu celebrated an old woman's birthday, and the children were very happy. They respectfully asked Tang Bohu to write a congratulatory message for her: Bohu did not refuse, but wrote: "This woman is not human." As soon as she said this, the old woman's face became very angry. "Nine-day fairies came down to earth", from anger to joy. "Children are thieves", children are shocked and hate their guts. "Steal flat peaches and give them to your loved ones", and when the conclusion comes out, everyone is happy. The twists and turns, the machine has changed a lot, which is amazing.

Andersen is a famous Danish fairy tale writer. Although he is loved by children, some people just don't like him. Once, a gentleman saw Andersen and laughed at him: "Andersen, can that thing on your head be regarded as a hat?" "What's under your hat? Can it be a head? " The tone is consistent and the words are relaxed, which makes people laugh.