The third young master tells jokes

Nonsense, Hu is a rightist, Hua Gang (Hu)

Tell stories and sing operas to persuade people.

Three avenues occupy the center.

Good and evil are rewarded.

The Road We've Traveled

The young master was born in poverty,

In addition to six nannies, there are more than a dozen security guards at home.

But he is upright, especially upright,

He is punching Nanshan nursing home and stepping on Beitou kindergarten.

I get chills at the sight of people over 90 and under 9.

I think I farted in the quilt,

Why do you say that people are rain and I am moistening the soil? !

As the saying goes, people should dress in clothes, pigs should have big heads, and people should be red.

Underwear is the only difference from Superman.

So I participated in a TV program called Lucky 250 to prove how outstanding my brain power is.

The host is quite natural and unrestrained:

You have to wait until I say go,

Don't rob me before my shit comes out ... Understand?

Oh ~ ~ I was so scared that my head was dizzy, my anger jumped and my legs shook.

My waist is bent, my tongue is dry, my neck is sore and I can't stand up.

See my eyes paralyzed, foaming at the mouth, eyes turned up. ...

But through this test, I learned about her,

A face of beauty moles is as beautiful as tofu residue,

Like the cucumber in front and Guo Da in the back, she has a better figure.

There is a flip-flop on the side and a billiards club in front. This is a match, hey!

That's right. I have this face ~ ~ ~

Although I am passionate about her.

But her father just doesn't like me and calls me childish, cowardly and arrogant.

I said it was all my fault, plus the disaster brought by the moon,

But isn't it appropriate for your daughter to play princess huanzhu? The words just fell.

Her dad started work in one step 1600 times or so ~ ~ ~

Hum! Don't leave me here,

I have my own place, leaving nowhere. I am in the canteen.

The boss, the young man, is very rich.

Driving a Cadillac with a 18 door is like a wire connecting nine Altos.

It's really a roadside stop that no one dares to mess with, a snot and an apple.

When it comes to truth, his mouth seems sloppy. He said that literature and art have been recorded since ancient times.

Jianghu is sinister. If not, you can't have your cake and eat it.

There is no shortage of houses and cars. Treat me like your big brother. Who will dare to bully you in the future?

I just poop. Really!

Punch his tire, will you?

There was one right next to me, staring at me with a fierce face.

Reach into the bag as if you were trying to take something! How can this suit a young man's eyes,

Outstanding and poised, walked over and said:

"Brother, if you have something to say ~ ~ ~"

Do you know who dismembered the moat last year? (ah? )

Do you know who was beaten with mental retardation last month? (ah? )

Then you stood here two days ago and stabbed a man to death. You should know who did it, right?

(ah? I don't know. What are you doing? )

You really don't know? (I really don't know ~ ~)

-Huh? Then why don't you buy a French newspaper?