Tell me a funny sentence about yourself.

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Funny is to deliberately make some actions or make some ridiculous remarks to make people laugh, so as to achieve the purpose of being funny and committing poverty. Tell me about your funny sentences. Let's have a look.

1. I am self-motivated at work and have rich interpersonal skills, so I can get along with my friends.

2. When I look in the mirror myself, I am often fascinated by my appearance.

3. Refuse severe smelting, and the ore is not more valuable than before being excavated.

4. Handsome enough to alarm the Central Committee of the Party, even * * praised myself for being handsome.

5. I am diligent and eager to learn, and I will always be the master of my own study.

6. The exclamation point is the blood that the warrior drops on the climbing road, and it is also the tears that the coward shed when he is disappointed.

7. How can I be so handsome myself? I am afraid that all men and boys will fall in love when I go out.

8. My wife says that I am ugly, but I don't think so myself, because after she was with myself, she said that Zhang Dongjian was so ugly.

9. If you lack the courage to break through the ground and fight against the snow, the future of seeds is no better than that of fallen leaves.

1, spring water, the more tortuous the road of struggle, the purer the soul.

11. Footprints are most likely to be left on soft beaches. Tantalum is also the easiest to be erased by the tide.

12. One day, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find that I actually fell in love with myself! Handsome is terrible!

13. If the butterfly wants to get the joy of flying in the garden, it must first endure the pain of breaking with the pupa.

14. Pan An Song Yu was ashamed to see myself! Self-destruct appearance! Both committed suicide! I am handsome and invincible!

15. Waterfalls-In order to rush to rivers, lakes and seas, even in the face of the abyss, they still roar forward and never retreat.

16, efforts to open up, so that the curved bamboo whip into a straight bamboo.

17. They all say that I am so handsome! I don't think so myself. In my opinion, no one is more handsome than myself. I am the most handsome!

18. Keep corals away from the erosion of stormy waves? That would be tantamount to ruining their beauty.

19. Telescope-you can see the distant target, but it can't take half a step for you.

2. If there are no storms, there will be no brave frolicking children; There are no thorns and no unyielding pioneers.

21. Whenever I think of myself as a handsome man who has never been seen before, I can't help crying.

22. No matter how good the seeds are, they can't bear rich fruits without sowing.

23. The footprints in the desert soon disappeared. Striving songs have been stirring in the hearts of hikers for a long time.

24. No matter how beautiful the dream of a wise man is, it is not as good as the footprints of a fool.

25. None of the pearls sparkled, but others smeared them.

26. Although bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure, and dare to struggle and take the lead.

27. If you have never been afraid, embarrassed or hurt, it is good that you have never taken any risks.

28. I hope that only by keeping company with diligence can we be even more powerful.

29. For warriors, poverty, illness, embarrassment, censure, cynicism and all oppression are the driving force for progress.

3. If you don't step from the muddy path, you can't step on the road covered with flowers.

31. As long as we don't give up our efforts and pursuits, grass also has the value of embellishing spring.

32. Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I always have an impulse to kneel down and worship at once.

33. According to the Handsome and Guilty Act, I myself have been sentenced to 65,535 years in prison (the death penalty was abolished in China).

34. A seed with strong vitality never sings a curse song to the barren land.

35. In the vast desert, only the pace of advancing is the symbol of hope.

36. Bamboo root-Even if it is buried underground and no one can see it, it will never stop exploring and strive to produce new bamboo shoots.

37. Although the light spot of fireflies is weak, it is a challenge to the darkness when it is on.

38. The sweat of the cultivator is the milk that feeds the growth of seeds.

39. The cultivator trusts his sweat the most, and every drop is pregnant with a seed of hope.

4. Don't laugh at Cycas. In order to open a flower, it has worked harder than other tree species.

41. A temporary setback can often be turned into knowledge and insight through unyielding fighting.

42. There are only two kinds of people in this world, one is the one who thinks I am handsome, and the other is the one who has never seen myself ...

43. If you want to be a strong cadre, you must never bypass the thorns in the way and avoid the erosion of wind and rain.

44. All the beautiful feelings in the world together are not worth a noble action.

45. Don't let the boat of pursuit anchor in the harbor of fantasy, but raise the sail of struggle and sail for the sea of real life.

46. If you don't stay with the sea for safety, the ship will lose its meaning of existence.

47. If hateful setbacks make you taste bitter fruit, my friend, rising up will surely make you taste the joy of life.

48. Even the wind admires me, Mingyue Lian prays for me, and even the sun applauds me. He is a super handsome guy in the world.

49. A beautiful blueprint, in the hands of a lazy man, is just a piece of waste paper.

5. The struggling feet have broken their own hotbeds, but they have opened up a creative road. ;