What are the funny father-son jokes on Father's Day?

1. I've lost a lot of hair recently. I told my son that your father can only do this.

My dad hasn't hit me since I was sensible, so he hit me for 32 years.

The primary school wrote a composition called "My Father". The teacher suspected that I copied it, so he called my dad to school and asked me to read it to him. I read: "My father died two years ago ..."

Maybe because of genetic reasons, I am poor at math. Once I got 58 points, my father encouraged me: "Come on, I only need 3 points to pass."

I had a conflict with someone in the bar, and they gave me a good beating. I said, "Hit me? Do you know who my father is? " The other party asked, "Who?" I said, "You are my real father! Dear dad, hey! Son, please stop fighting! "

6. I want to get married, but my father doesn't agree. I knelt down and begged, "Dad, just say yes!" The father trembled and said, "Let's be father and son."

7. Parents beat you because they love you. If they don't love you, they will kill you.

8. My father taught me: "People who are almost 30 years old are still eating at home, and they are not afraid of jokes when they say it?" "You're right, don't say anything."