Post bar classic funny jokes

1. Today, a woman dragged a white wedding dress dozens of meters long and followed the groom in the street. In four words, many people said things like "domineering" and "the longest bride". Suddenly, a diaosi next to him said "abnormal leucorrhea (long)", and I felt that his image was so big ~

2. the Monkey King's new tiger skin skirt shows off to Niu Wangmo: "Look at my tiger skin, ok?"

Not to be outdone, Niu Wangmo flashed his leopard cloak: "Look at my leopard skin, how about it!" "

The Monkey King opened it and looked at it. "It's a little too long," he said.

My brother, today, his girlfriend sent him a text message to say goodbye. He didn't know what to do, so I said, "I'll help him." I took my mobile phone and replied, "I love you!" " "His girlfriend sent another one, and I replied that I love you, and so on. I replied that I love you. Finally, his girlfriend may have been moved and couldn't say it. . . . I replied, "Not myself. . . "

4. How to ruin a good movie? A: Add a Mandarin at the back. How to make girls' names unforgettable? A: add rmvb or avi after it.

5, a sister paper, when I was a child, I often asked my mother why she didn't have a small jj. My mother told me: I will have it when I grow up. Later, I realized one thing, only to know that my mother lied to me, and there would never be a penis in the sister paper. . I didn't know until later . So mom didn't lie to me! !

6. My wife and I are separated ... The background is over ... Chatting with my wife on WeChat, she said that she had just taken a shower and it was white and fragrant! The provocative LZ fantasy Zhuo asked her to send fruit photos to LZ, and the result was really sent! That pose is absolutely unforgettable! Looking at the photos, I was ready to go to bed, but the more I think about it, the more wrong I am. Who took it? I'm having sex. ...

7. A few days ago, I saw someone say that A asked B, "Are you without shoes?" B answered "No" A "Then why are you wearing a bra?" B: Today, I asked a girl with small breasts in our dormitory as usual. As a result, people asked me with disdain: "Then why are you wearing a hat?" It took me a long time to understand that my agent called me brainless, Theo! That's the real IQ. Damn, it's badly hurt ...

8. The Buddhist pavilion in Shaolin Temple caught fire and burned many scriptures. The abbot couldn't help crying. The young monk didn't know why the abbot was crying, so he asked, "Why is the abbot suffering?" The abbot continued to cry and said, "I have dysmenorrhea! ! !

9. I took the elevator with a colleague today. When the elevator goes up,

This colleague suddenly said, "Ha ha ha!"

Me: "What are you laughing at?"

He: "I didn't laugh at anything, but I suddenly remembered a line from" Thailand "and felt funny."

I am curious: "Which sentence?"

He: "There are two 2B in the elevator."

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