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I really want to make my feet smell better, essay

Everyone has his or her own little wish, which may be interesting, profound, or strange. And I only have one little wish: to make my feet smell good!

This may be ridiculous to you, but to me, it is such a longing! People dislike your feet, and smelly feet are not good at all! My father hates me, my mother scolds me, and everyone laughs at me. My stinky feet have caused me so much trouble!

No one can match the power of my stinky feet. People say: "When the osmanthus flowers bloom, the fragrance spreads for miles." My smelly feet can be said: "As soon as my socks are taken off, the smell spreads for miles." If you don't believe it, ask my parents, they know the most. .

Because of my smelly feet, I feel lonely every night, because as soon as I come home from school and enter the house, my parents leave immediately and don’t want to stay for a minute longer. Because as soon as I take off my socks, I will definitely smoke them both half to death. I had to stay alone in my room. I soaked my feet in perfume every night, applied soap carefully several times, and then started doing my homework... I was really helpless with this kind of lifestyle! But who made my feet smell? My parents didn’t know how to understand me, and over time I almost became autistic.

In the shoe store, my smelly feet also made me look ugly. On this day, my mother and I went shopping for shoes, and we fell in love with a pair of white shoes in the shoe store. I didn’t want to try them on, but the owner of the shoe store insisted that I try them on and show my mother, so that I could get the pair. Single business. In desperation, I just took off my shoes. The owner of the shoe store felt something was wrong and kept sniffing. Finally, she groped around me and took a closer look. It turned out to be my foot odor. She had nothing to say, but The less she said anything, the more uncomfortable and awkward I felt. By the time I tried on the shoes, the smell had already filled the entire shoe store. I didn't feel that it stinked much myself (it was because over time I developed the ability to avoid "stinking"). But after I finished trying it on, I put on my shoes and suddenly found that there was no one around. What happened? Where were the customers? My mother scolded me: "Look at you, you tried on a pair of shoes and drove away all the other shoe buyers." I was so embarrassed that I ran away from the shoe store with my face covered.

Don’t think that my stinky feet will only last forever. My stinky feet have also done amazing things!

I don’t know when a mouse came to my house, which aroused the resentment of the three members of my family. One day, the mouse died. I asked my mother the cause of death, and she said: "Thanks to your stinky feet." I scratched the back of my head, puzzled. When my mother saw my look, she laughed: "Last night, I took your unwashed socks and put them in the path of the mice. Lu, when I woke up this morning, I found that the mouse was foaming at the mouth and its eyes were white, and it could barely crawl to the toilet. I stepped on it and sent it to heaven. It must be because of your smelly socks. Haha... "Looking at my mother's happy face, I couldn't laugh or cry.

I have tried many methods and bought many medicines to treat foot odor, but none of them have been successful. Even though I have done amazing things, it's not like I smoke rats all day long! Looking at other people's feet that are small and tasteless, a thought came to my mind: When will my feet become a pair of smelly feet? Wait until the next life!

Feet, feet, when will you become fragrant? I really want to make my stinky feet smell good!