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Excuse me ~ ~ who can help me keep a diary? . . There is too much homework to catch up with. . . . . .
Get on the bus and come to the bridge, where flowers and trees are planted, and clusters of green leaves set off all kinds of flowers and come to the bridge. This bridge is like a long dragon lying across the river, and many cars are driving fast on it.
When I came to the park, the scenery in the park was picturesque and intoxicating. In the spacious fountain, the blue waves are rippling, and the beautiful small stone bridge leads directly to the small pavilion in the lake. Sometimes there are people playing chess in the pavilion.
When I came to the lake, my father rented an electric boat for us. Our boat floats on the lake like wood. I put my hand into the water and felt relaxed and refreshed all over. My sister also splashed water playfully. I held the rudder in my hand, and the boat jumped from the shining waves like a pony. Suddenly, it suddenly braked. It turned out that the boat was entangled in a fishing net, and my father quickly pulled it.
We continued to play and came to the trampoline. There are many children jumping around as excited as little monkeys. I was attracted and immediately climbed up with my sister to play with them. We jumped up and down like a happy little white rabbit. I made many new friends in it. Together, we drill holes around houses like palaces, ride tigers, elephants, horses and play on the seesaw. We played with everything in it.
How time flies! In the afternoon, we reluctantly went home.
One day, I took an extracurricular book and watched it with relish.
Suddenly, my mother asked me loudly, "Hong Hong, what are you looking at?" ? Is it "one lesson and one practice" in Chinese or "synchronous practice" in mathematics? "After that, she came again. Suddenly, she cried as if she had discovered a new continent: "Why do you want to read this kind of book? "Make this book disappear quickly, or I'll break it into pieces!" I know my mother's temper. She is aggressive. But I still let my mother say, "Mom, this is not an ordinary book. It was Gorky's childhood. " . Besides, I borrowed this book from my classmates, so you can't mess around. ""I don't care what Gorky you are, lowly. The exam is coming soon. You don't watch synchronous practice, you practice every class, but you read this kind of book. You let me down. " Say that finish, again to rob my book. I quickly picked up the book and ran upstairs. I didn't go downstairs safely until I hid the book and received my mother's education. ...
Mom, I really want to say to you: please understand me. Review is really important, but extracurricular books are also important! Teachers often let us read some extra-curricular books to broaden our horizons and supplement the knowledge we can't learn in class. But you want me to watch synchronous exercises all day, one in a class. I'm not young, and I usually get good grades. I have my own judgment. Please give me some space.
A few days ago, my mother bought me a copy; & gt Because I prefer history books, especially the stories of historical figures, I finished reading this 209-page book in less than a week.
When we mention Cao Cao, people can't help thinking of his insidious laughter and his evil deeds. But since reading this book, I feel that Cao Cao has many advantages, such as: Cao Cao broke the official standard since the end of Han Dynasty; Able to interview talents; In the war, we can use our own advantages to make up for our own shortcomings.
I, the mid-team leader, was also inspired. I learned to learn from each other's strengths and learned a lot of historical knowledge. Finally, I remind everyone, don't say that Cao Cao is a white-faced traitor in the future. That's an outdated view. Cao Cao is a great man, and we even have to learn from him in some places! If you have time, please read Cao Cao's poem A Short Line. Maybe you will appreciate Cao Cao's thirst for talents.
On Sunday morning, I got up early and walked on the streets of Licheng, enjoying the pleasant scenery of the city in the morning.
Walking in the street, I looked at the east, and saw the bright rays of Xia Guang shining through the thin clouds, sprinkled on the earth, sprinkled on people's faces, and painted everyone's hair with a layer of Hui Jin, as if the morning glow wanted to put a crown on everyone. At the same time, I feel the freshness of the morning. There is no noisy noise in my ears, no beep of the car horn, only the morning wind sings in my ears, which makes my hair a little messy.
People who run in the morning are enjoying the natural beauty endowed by nature and running leisurely. Seeing such a scene, I also sincerely yearn for it, and I can't help but join the morning running team. Running and running, a "beautiful scenery" appeared in front of me. In a square on the side of the road, there are dozens of old aunts dressed in red, holding flower fans, smiling, waving their hands, twisting their waists and dancing in the morning breeze. They seem very happy. Some people who stopped to watch also used force for it. It seems that they also want to enter their territory.
In the early morning, many people miss the time, fresh air, beautiful scenery and leisurely mood. I am deeply moved by it and think of a sentence that the teacher taught me: A day's plan lies in the morning. I want to get up early every Sunday morning, go out for a walk, integrate into the environment and society, and move from morning to a better tomorrow.
Whenever I see big brothers and sisters skating freely and carefree on the skating rink, I always feel envious. Look! How comfortable they are. Some run smoothly, some run backwards, and some open their arms while drinking drinks, just like light swallows soaring in the air. On the other hand, I can only stay and watch. ...
One day in the summer vacation, my cousin came to my house. He pulled me aside and said mysteriously, "How about going skating?" ? "Really? Great! " I promised excitedly, but I was worried that I would fall down and make a joke.
Came to the skating rink, bought tickets and put on skates. My brother told me the essentials of skating: "Lean forward a little, bend your legs a little …" My brother said while demonstrating, but I didn't dare to move a step. So my brother took my hand and slowly retreated, while I held my brother's hand tightly and muttered, "You can't let go!" " "My brother said angrily," You can't learn by always relying on me. "I said quickly," no, don't. "Brother or let it go. I stepped back a few steps, grabbed the handrail again and refused to let go, moving like an old woman. My brother saw it and stared at me and said, "How did you learn to be so timid? "I blushed and thought: I am not a stupid child, I must be brave. Thinking of this, I got up my courage again and slipped like my brother. Who knows that I fell on the spot without slipping a few steps. I rubbed my sore ass, got up and continued to slide. My brother is applauding and cheering for me. Gradually, gradually, I seem to find the feeling. The more I skate, the bolder I am and the smoother I skate. I am so happy that my brother praised me: "Sister, you are great! I learn faster than me. "
Now, my skating posture is beautiful. If you don't believe me, let's take a look.
Today, my mother and aunt and I went to Foshan.
When we came to Foshan, first of all, we came to Zumiao Road. I saw the streets of Zumiao Road full of traffic, a steady stream of pedestrians and vehicles, both lively and crowded. However, although it is bustling here, the air is too bad. The exhaust of cars and the smell of paint on wooden square bricks decorated by roadside clothing stores to attract attention are terrible and really annoying.
Then we came to the old street, Liaoyuan Road. This street is towering with ancient trees, lush trees, few pedestrians and fresh air, which is really refreshing. A breeze blew, and the leaves of the roadside green trees swayed slightly. At first glance, people feel relaxed and happy. A clothing store and boutique with cheap and beautiful furniture on the roadside is simple and natural in decoration, and it doesn't seem excessive at all. The furnishings are chic and exquisite.
Just two roads, the difference is so big! One road is deeply polluted by commercial odor and waste gas, while the other road is fresh and simple. Isn't this all done by us humans? Dear people, wake up when Mother Earth is not completely desperate! From now on, cherish every drop of water around you, cherish every piece of green around you, cherish every handful of soil around you, cherish every beautiful environment around you, cherish every fragrance around you, cherish every happy bird song around you, and cherish every idle fish around you. In short, cherish all the beauty that nature has given to mankind! Starting today, we can have this environment with flowers and birds, and we can also have this environment for future generations. Learn to cherish every beautiful and pleasing green!
Practice brushing/writing Chinese characters
Since reading, what impressed me most is that almost every Chinese teacher requires us to write well and practice well. Although I listened to my teacher at that time, I didn't stick to it. I just practice occasionally. Looking at my handwriting now, I really regret that I wasted too much time and didn't practice well. Just this winter vacation, the headmaster of the school arranged winter vacation homework for us, so I wanted to use it to practice calligraphy.
But three days later, I practiced two pages a day. On the fourth day, I felt a little itchy. Forget it. Anyway, I couldn't write a word at once, but another voice reminded me. I will persist and don't give up easily. Finally, after a contradictory struggle, I persisted. Especially when something goes wrong, I take out a pen and paper and practice writing quietly. As a result, nothing bothered me. Now practicing calligraphy has become a habit in my life. If one day I don't practice at school, I feel as if there is still one thing unfinished. Through my own efforts, the current calligraphy has made some progress, and I will continue to stick to it in the future.
Is that enough? I'll find it for you if it's not enough. Hehe, use mine.
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1, I like watching news since I was a child. I often see Sister Juping appearing on the news front line of children's channel and news bag and trousers column with a microphone, and then record the interesting news or stories that happened around her at the first time and tell them to the friends in front of the TV. Whenever I see this, I can't help but want to taste the taste of being a reporter. When I grow up, I want to be a famous journalist like Sister Ju Ping and Scarab.
By chance, I saw China Renmin University. I immediately registered the website of Kaifeng Branch of the School of Juvenile Journalism of China Juvenile Newspaper. After the exam, I finally realized my dream and became a real little reporter.
In the short learning process, I know what news is, and news refers to "the report of recent facts". Knowing how to cultivate their own news sensitivity, as a young reporter, they should be more concerned about state affairs than other students, because this is determined by their duties. As a small reporter, we should also pay attention to the little things around us, use our brains, observe and think more, and write some good news that can attract people's attention on the basis of gradual improvement.
I believe: through my unremitting efforts, I can become a small reporter today and a big reporter tomorrow.
2. Today, when I was adding water to my beloved crab, I poured a basin of water into the crab basin at random, and I found that it was turbid at once. At that time, I put a lot of silt at the bottom of the crab basin. When I put the basin away and came to the crab basin, I was surprised to find a strange thing.
I see that there is obvious water flow in the mud, which is clearer in the mud. I thought: Where did this water come from? Is it a crab? But crabs should inhale and exhale, not just inhale and exhale. In order to find out this matter, I took a clip to test it. That's really a crab. I became more and more contradictory and decided to take action, so I caught the crab's "big pliers" with two clothespins and began to study it.
I carefully observed the crab's mouth and saw that the crab had been spitting bubbles, so I looked along the bubbles and found that there were small holes the size of mung beans on both sides of the crab's mouth, from which bubbles came out! Is it true that crabs only exhale and don't inhale? I am even more surprised: the basic law of living things is breathing, not inhaling. How can it get oxygen? I carefully observed the crab's mouth again and suddenly found two slightly lower holes. I think this should be the air inlet of the crab. To prove it, I took a small towel and put it on two small holes in the crab. I really sucked it. I finally figured it out! That's the crab's air intake!
From this, I come to a conclusion that there are many things in nature that can't be thought with conventional thinking, and crabs are the best example.
Today, the weather is sunny. Dad took my sister and me to play in Songshan Park.
Get on the bus and come to the bridge, where flowers and trees are planted, and clusters of green leaves set off all kinds of flowers and come to the bridge. This bridge is like a long dragon lying across the river, and many cars are driving fast on it.
When I came to the park, the scenery in the park was picturesque and intoxicating. In the spacious fountain, the blue waves are rippling, and the beautiful small stone bridge leads directly to the small pavilion in the lake. Sometimes there are people playing chess in the pavilion.
When I came to the lake, my father rented an electric boat for us. Our boat floats on the lake like wood. I put my hand into the water and felt relaxed and refreshed all over. My sister also splashed water playfully. I held the rudder in my hand, and the boat jumped from the shining waves like a pony. Suddenly, it suddenly braked. It turned out that the boat was entangled in a fishing net, and my father quickly pulled it.
We continued to play and came to the trampoline. There are many children jumping around as excited as little monkeys. I was attracted and immediately climbed up with my sister to play with them. We jumped up and down like a happy little white rabbit. I made many new friends in it. Together, we drill holes around houses like palaces, ride tigers, elephants, horses and play on the seesaw. We played with everything in it.
How time flies! In the afternoon, we reluctantly went home.
3. Hey, what bad luck! My parents are on a business trip tonight, and I am the only one at home. Although he is not young, he is born timid. Every night, my parents need someone to accompany them, otherwise I will be like a "little tail", and I will follow them wherever they go. There's really nothing I can do today. They all agreed that they couldn't take me with them. I should go to exercise. In a rage, I announced that I would stand on my own feet from today and never rely on them again. Seeing that I was so proud, my parents smiled at each other, charged some precautions, closed the door and left.
God forbid, it happened that there was a strong wind today and the doors and windows kept ringing. I became more and more afraid. I thought of the ghosts and horrible villains in the movie. I feel my heart beating violently, as if he were shouting, "relax, I'm going to jump out!" " "The brain is also protesting:" Don't think so much, I'm going to have a car accident here! " "I was not in the mood to do my homework, so I went to the living room, turned on the TV, turned it on very loudly, and sat on the sofa watching TV. Although my eyes are fixed on the TV, my ears are alert to what is happening outside. I simply covered my ears and said to myself, "I'm not afraid, just not afraid!" " "I watched the time go by and hoped my parents would come back soon.
Finally, I heard footsteps in the corridor, followed by the sound of the key opening the door. I cheered in my heart and ran out to see my parents I hadn't seen for more than an hour. When they saw me, they all laughed. Dad said, "How do you feel? Not afraid? " I looked up proudly: "How did you come back so soon? My self-entertainment program is not over yet! " They may not have thought that I, such a hero, was thanking God!
My fish is really different. Tell the truth. Sometimes it's really good. It swims leisurely in the fish tank and never attacks other fish smaller than it. However, if it wants to play, it will play hide-and-seek with several small fish. They had a good time and avoided each other.
How careful you are when eating! It never misses a fish food. If a fish food falls into a crack in a small stone, it will lick all the stones several times before giving up!
If it is happy, it will swim around a water plant, lick here, bite there, and sometimes clean it up with its small tail, and then draw there with its small hand until it is satisfied, and then it will walk away to appreciate this vivid "fish tank grass painting" it drew. If it is not happy, it will go to one side and become speechless at the glass, no matter how you hit it, it will not move.
When night comes, it sleeps in the "grass" composed of many aquatic plants. In the morning, the cock gets up as soon as it crows. After waking up, it put a small stone in its mouth and bit it for a while before spitting it out. This is what students do every morning-gargle and brush their teeth.
This little fish likes to eat green food, such as aquatic plants in a fish tank. Dad has a lot of complaints about this hobby.
We estimate that this is a carp, which is only a few months old and has recently grown a sparse beard. However, it is more painful than anyone else, and it has experienced the test of life and death.
I brought it back when I went for an autumn outing in the fourth grade last semester. At that time, I also caught several different kinds of fish and took them back to raise them in pots on the balcony of the old house. One day, my mother didn't pay attention when hanging clothes at night, and a few drops of water with washing powder fell into the basin. The next day, all the fish died, except Mr. (Miss) Carp, who was still alive and dying. Everyone thought it was going to die, but it actually survived.
Soon, we moved and bought a big fish tank. I put this fish in. In the fish tank, although it is not the most beautiful, it is the largest and the fastest growing. But it never bullies the small with the big, and bullies the weak with the strong. Soon, the fish in the fish tank became good friends!
What a cute and clever "little guy".
It's really a fine day today. I woke up from sleeping late. I finished all the housework and went for a walk in the park with my mother in a happy mood. It's not very cold, just a little cool. I bought a bottle of yogurt and drank it while walking. This bottle of yogurt is chilled. After a while, my hands turned purple with cold. Milk is sour, but it tastes really good! Usually, in order to drink, a ridiculous question pops up in my mind: how is yogurt made? I undoubtedly found that the ingredients in yogurt are white sugar and fresh milk. Strange? How can there be no white vinegar in the ingredients? How can yogurt be sour if you don't put white vinegar? I was so strange at that time! After asking my mother, I finally understood that milk was fermented into lactic acid bacteria and then processed by other processes.
I feel stupid now! How ridiculous!
6. Today, Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck will be shown on TV again. I got together with some friends in the evening and watched it with relish. Laughter broke out from time to time.
Hey, you see, when Donald comes out, he will play a series of jokes and make people laugh. Donald duck is confused and careless all day. No wonder he always fails. He can be called a general who always loses. Alas! This Donald duck really can't help it. Look! Donald Duck makes cakes. As a result, the floor and roof were punched through. There are flying mice, two little troublemakers, who often confuse Donald Duck. One time. Donald Duck runs an orchard, and flying mice steal a lot of fruits. Donald took a bomb to deal with them. As a result, he blew himself into a deep pit and killed two flying mice with laughter. Donald's marriage also failed. He is afraid of his wife, all the work in the family falls on Donald, and he is angry with his eccentric mother-in-law. ..........
Although Donald always fails and makes a fool of himself, he is still so optimistic, dare to explore and face difficulties, which is probably the most important reason why I like Donald!
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