Are there any jokes? It's funny, don't make a joke

1. The son and his father were walking on the road, and a cow ran towards them. The son was very scared.

The father said, "Don't be afraid, this is a cow. Don't you often eat its meat?"

Son: "Yes, but this cow is not cooked yet!" ”

2. In order to prove to the students the harmful effects of smoking, the teacher deliberately put nicotine extracted from cigarettes on the bugs. After a while, the bugs died. The teacher then asked everyone: "Look, what does this experiment show?"

The students answered in unison: "Smoking does not cause bugs in the stomach."

3. In kindergarten, three children, one boy and two girls, played house.

The boy said: "I want to be a father", one girl said "I want to be a mother"

The remaining girl said "Then...then I have to be a mistress" "

4. The father looked at his son's grade book and asked angrily: "Why did you only get one point in arithmetic?"

The son replied: "The teacher probably didn't update it. That’s a lot of points.”

5. Teacher: “Xiao Ming, if you talk again in class, you have to stand outside the classroom!”

Xiao Ming’s deskmate: “Teacher, I’m going out too. Is it okay to stand with Xiaoqiang?"

Teacher: "You didn't speak, so why do you have to stand?"

Xiao Ming's deskmate: "He hasn't finished telling the joke yet. Yes!