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Could we humans be experiments of alien hybridization?
There is a joke in the history of science on this issue. At the beginning of the 20th century, Martin Hinton, a young student at the British Museum of Natural History, dyed the skulls of modern people and made fun of his boss, Mr. Shangsi Woodward, and lied that it was an ape-like bone found in Pildang, Sussex, England. But the famous geologist Mr. Woodward is convinced. I thought I finally found a proper "missing ring". It was not until the early 1950s that kenyon Shankly of the Museum exposed it, which almost deceived the world for nearly half a century. This is the famous Pierdanman fraud case in the history of science. After the incident, some people suspected that the reason why ape-like fossils could not be found anywhere was that human ancestors lived in the ocean during this period. Isn't the webbed remains between human fingers (toes) such a powerful explanation? This view seems reasonable, but unfortunately no other strong evidence can be found.
The search on the earth was fruitless, so some scientists turned their eyes to the vast space, thinking that human beings may be the offspring of the hybrid between intelligent aliens and female apes on the earth. Mother apes convey human body (matter), while aliens convey mainly human soul (spirit). Human beings are the combination of body and soul, that is, the combination of matter and spirit. The basis of this view is that according to separation phenomenon, the first generation of mixed-race children is very separated, some tend to be fathers (extremely intelligent), some tend to be mothers (low intelligent), and most of them are intermediate. With the increase of mixed algebra, the separation becomes smaller and smaller, and wisdom gradually merges into one (intermediate type). From the analysis of the actual situation of ancient human beings, there were indeed great differences in human wisdom at that time. Only a few people are modern people, and most of them are lower than modern people. There is also some other evidence to support the above view, which denies that human beings evolved from apes; First of all, if humans evolved from apes, it should be that the older people are, the more stupid they are, but this is not the case. Ancient times produced many outstanding figures and created a high level of material civilization. Some architectural projects left over from ancient times, even with today's scientific means, are difficult to complete. Secondly, apes have experienced a longer historical period than their followers, and their natural environment is similar to that of humans. In the process of natural selection, the development of wisdom should not be too different from that of human beings, but this is not the case. Third, humans are so different from other animals that even the posture of making love (face to face) is unique among mammals. These points prove the correctness of the above viewpoint on the other hand.
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