What are some jokes that make people laugh in one sentence?

Boring WeChat, someone knocked at me nearby:

"Is there a car?" "yes."

"Is there a room?" "yes."

"Conditions are ok. By the way, how tall are you? " Me: "175."

"Let's get to know each other. How about making friends? " "yes."

"My name is Timi Zhuo, and I'm 23 years old. By the way, what's your name? "

I thought it was time to end this boring chat, so I replied, "I am two years older than you." Just call me sister. "