Complete works of refrigerator jokes

Complete works of refrigerator jokes:

1, don't tell me about studying, it hurts my sleep!

2. I am lying on the book. It doesn't matter whether I study. The key is to have posture.

3, sleep well, roommates are very important.

4. invigilator+geographical location+scores of nearby comrades+friendliness of nearby comrades = test scores.

5. I feel that class is not absent-minded, but. . . . . Business trip. .

6. There are only two reasons to stop me from attending class: 1, and I feel sleepy when I am full. I will be hungry when I wake up.

7. Confucius looked at the college entrance examination: why not take the exam when studying? Isn't it a pleasure to be notified by fate from afar? I don't mind being rejected by others. Aren't you a gentleman?

8. Principal, if you use this air conditioner safely, it will be sunny. If it is not safe, be careful when you go out at night!

9. A rare visitor in the class and a frequent visitor in the dining hall.

10, before the exam: I will go! The exam is over! After the exam: I will take the exam! It's over.

Complete works of refrigerator jokes II:

1, I just sprinkled salt on your wound because I was hungry.

I am so tall, to tell the truth, I feel inferior. Every time I feel inferior, I comfort myself. Fortunately, I am fat and not tall.

The most trustworthy person is Grey Wolf. No matter where the last episode was blown, the next episode, as he said, will definitely come back.

4. Four contemporary murals in China: lettering, registration, unlocking and examination.

5. Country love F4: Xie Guangkun, Wang Laoqi, Liu Neng and Zhao Si.

6. Prices are rising too fast, so I always pay in advance when I eat in restaurants.

7. At home on holiday, I feel more and more like Hawking. Sit in a chair or bed every day, squint at the computer, and then occasionally use your fingers.

8. Are people who play Tetris well better at cleaning up their rooms?

9. The rice is too hard. Fortunately, there is a bowl of soup to serve.

10, what is the saddest sentence for a fat man to meet another fat man? Dude, where did you buy this dress?

1 1. Someone asked me how much it cost to do this. I said that it cost more than 2,000 yuan to do it, and later the court awarded them more than 5,000 yuan.

12. After reading a funny joke, why didn't you respond? Ha ha ha ha? , but seriously? Is this good? Do you want to buy goldfish?

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