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Is there any kind of troublesome problem?

(1) Find a friend and ask him to say "rat" 10 times first, and then "rat old man" 10 times. After he finishes saying "rat, rat, rat, rat old, rat old, After "Rat", immediately ask him "What is the cat afraid of most", and you can almost guarantee that he will answer "Rat".

(2) Also ask someone to read the ancient poem "Dark wet bamboo, dark wet green, "Darkly wet through spring bamboo, darkly wet through spring green", "Lying plum blossoms and smelling flowers, lying on branches with low scars" and so on.

(3)

You ask him: " What’s three points of water plus one?”

He thought for a moment and said, “Not sure, Lai?”

You asked again: “One point of three. "How about adding water?"

He would say: "...What word? Is there such a word?"

It should actually be "fa"... ...

(4)

Put out 1 finger and ask others "How many is this"

Put out 2 fingers again and ask others " "How many is this?"

Put out 3 fingers again and ask others "How many is 1+1?"

At most 1 person out of 10 people will answer correctly

(5)

A: Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool who would always say "no" to anything he was asked. For example, if he asked him if he had eaten

have you eaten? He said "no", what is your name? He said "no". Oh, by the way, have you heard this story?

B: No.

(6)

A: What kind of mouse has two legs in the world?

B:...

A: Give me some Hint, a cartoon character

B: Mickey Mouse

A: What duck in the world has two legs?

B: Donald Duck

A: Doesn’t your duck have two legs? !

(7)

Find 3 random things, such as 3 cups. When you knock on the first one, ask your friend to say "forget", and when knocking on the second one, say " "Love", the third one says "water", euphemistically called testing your friend's reaction speed. After a few times, keep tapping the first one. If your friend keeps saying "forget, forget, forget, forget, woof" , woof, woof, woof, woof,..." Haha, the effect is coming.

(8)

Find a girl and say it was to test her English ability. You say a word, and MM says the second letter of the word. Just say a few words at the beginning, and then the fun begins.

First talk about husband, MM will say u (you); then talk about wife, MM will say i (I)

Repeat, do you understand?

(9)

Ask if there is a number larger than 1, and the other party will say yes

Ask again if there is a number larger than 10, and the other party will say yes

Until you get to 100,000

Finally, ask if there is anyone who is stupider than you and the other person will answer "no" very alertly.

(10)

Mathematics Mental arithmetic questions... No pen, paper or counter allowed, only mental arithmetic...

Add 40 to 1000...add 1000. .. Add 30 more...

Add 1000 more... Add 20 more... Now add 1000 more... Add 10 more...

Total How much? Answer immediately!

Answer: Calculate carefully with a pen, it is 4100

(11) Once upon a time, there were three dogs, one named "Zai Shang" and one named "Zai Zhong" [TVXQ- -], and there is another one named [下下] [Smart people should have heard that they are hungry - - so they should mention it gently when saying the name]. One day, they saw a piece of shit on the road, so, [上上] back They went home to get chopsticks, [Zai Zhong] went home to get a spoon, but when they came back, they found that the poop was gone. What happened to the poop? (or asked who ate the poop). At this time, the person being asked will definitely have no clue. Say without hesitation; "Been eaten by me!" Congratulations on your success!~

(12) Correct a couplet: The first couplet: Above is not north and south. Please correct the second couplet~ (Answer: Below is not east and west) Another trick.

(13) Let me ask you: Have you heard the story about the big pig nodding and the little pig shaking his head? No need to say anything, just wait for him to shake his head or nod!