Find the funniest joke

A certain beauty,

decided to spend a lot of money to lose weight.

After spending hundreds of thousands of dollars, she felt very satisfied !

On the way home,

at the newsstand,

bought a newspaper,

when I was looking for change,

She asked the boss: "Excuse me,

How old do you think I am?"

The boss said: 32.

She is so happy: 47!

Then she went to sell pawns and asked the lady at the counter the same question.

The lady said: I guess 29.

She was so happy:

No,

she is 47!

She was so happy that she went to the Uni-President supermarket on the corner to buy a pack of chewing gum and endured the pain. I kept asking the lady at the counter there.

The lady said:

Hmm,

I guess 30.

She was so proud:

47,

Thank you!

While waiting for the bus, she asked the old man next to her again.

The old man said: I am 78 years old and my eyesight is bad and I cannot see clearly. However, there is a way to be sure when you are young. If you let me put my hand in your bra, I can definitely tell your age!

There was silence for a long time, and on the empty street, she finally couldn't help but be curious: Okay! You give it a try.

The old man put his hand into her shirt and then into her bra, and began to explore slowly and carefully.

A few minutes later,

She said: Okay, how old do you think I am?

The old man squeezed it one last time and took out his hand. Say: Madam, you are 47 years old.

The beauty was taken aback and asked in surprise:

How amazing!

How did you know?

"Promise you won't be angry?"

"Don't be angry!

"

The old man's answer made the beauty faint:

The old man said: I was behind you when you were waiting in line at McDonald’s