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Are jokes really funny?

The fish said affectionately, "I keep opening my eyes to keep you in my eyes forever!" " "

The water moved and said, "I keep flowing, just to hug you forever!" " "

At this time, the pot said, "It's almost fucking ripe, and your mouth is still so bad!" " ! "

My wife came home from work and found her husband unhappy and covered in scars!

The wife asked, "Husband, what's the matter? Who dares to hit you! " Husband is silent. .

The wife asked eagerly, "What for?"

My husband said aggrieved, "I was on the bus and my colleague called me!" " "

The wife is puzzled: "Did you hit you on the phone?"

The husband said angrily, "Isn't it because I used a fake mobile phone?" ! I was startled by the people around me, and they surrounded me together! "

A man came to work with red eyes, and his colleague asked, "What happened to your eyes?"

The man replied, "I was walking in the street yesterday and a young lady's skirt was blown up by the wind." I kindly helped her pull it down, and she punched me in the left eye! " "

The colleague asked again, "What about the right eye?"

The man replied, "I thought she didn't like pulling the skirt down, so I helped her pull it up again."