Take other people's jokes as an example.

That day, I hid a knife in my windbreaker because I was going to kill an enemy. I hate her very much, but I dare not scold her, so I have to choose to kill. She is not tall, but she is high flyers in the martial arts school. I don't think she can hit her empty-handed, so I have to hide a knife. She is beautiful, but she never looks at me, so I hate her, so I think. ...

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That day, I hid a knife in my windbreaker because I was going to kill an enemy. I hate her very much, but I dare not scold her, so I have to choose to kill.

She is not tall, but she is high flyers in the martial arts school. I don't think she can hit her empty-handed, so I have to hide a knife. She is beautiful, but she never looks at me, so I hate her, so I want to murder her.

I can't murder her in her school because the children in the martial arts school are good at fighting. After killing someone, I am worried that I can't get away with it. I can't murder her in her house either, because she doesn't know me, so she won't open the door for me; I can't murder her in the daytime. If anyone sees me, I will be arrested and shot by the public security bureau. So, at night, I ambushed her on her cold way home. I drank a whole bottle of Erguotou to be brave. But I'm not very good at drinking white wine. I fell asleep after an ambush, and woke up the next day with a cold.

Now, I have an intravenous drip in the hospital, but I will never give up. The doctor said that I would have to stay for another two days before I can leave the hospital, so I have to wait for another two days before I can continue my plan.

"Hey, nurse! Where is the knife in my windbreaker? "

"Oh, borrow?" "Why?"

"Peel the apple ~"

Young nurses are little nurses. Her face is very white, which may be the foil of a white coat; Her eyes are big, which may be the foil of big glasses. The little nurse is not as beautiful as my enemy, but she is also a beauty. But even a beautiful woman, she can't peel an apple with my killer knife.

So I'm a little angry. I said, "How can you peel an apple with that knife?"