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400-word composition on ancient and modern jokes
Colleague and sister learned to surf the Internet in primary school and are very willing to chat. One day, just entering a chat room, a netizen asked, "Are you a man or a woman?"
I can't type yet, and neither can the "female". So she thought for a moment and replied, "I am a young lady."
The netizen made a sentence: "Thank you for your frankness."
Anonymous walked into the bookstore. Ask the salesgirl, "Do you have Autumn by Ba Jin?"
The clerk exclaimed, "Eight catties? Are you kidding? I've lived half my life. I haven't seen a kilo, but I'm still eight kilos ... "
When a man has money, he changes his mobile phone first, then his car, then his house and finally his clothes. Rich women are just the opposite.
Men learn English to prove that they are excellent, while women learn English to prove that they are no longer excellent.
The poorest man does not bargain when buying food, while the richest woman bargains when buying food.
Behind a successful man, there is a woman's support, and behind a successful woman, there are a lot of men's support.
The man women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.
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