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Sha Seng was pretty good in the first place, but why did he become so incompetent after joining the five-person group?
First of all, when Sha Seng first appeared, he was very tough, very powerful, and even looked like a very vicious and vicious monster. Sha Wujing has red hair, the kind of hair color that street bullies often dye, and he has a distinguished face. Thirdly, this ferocious monster is also very skilled in martial arts, especially water kung fu. By the way, Sha Seng and Bajie had a great fight. They fought for many rounds with no difference. They fought from water to water, and each of them rode on the waves. Wukong was not good at water fighting, but he could only watch helplessly. It's not easy to interfere.
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It stands to reason that Bajie is Marshal Tianpeng, and his underwater skills should be very good. But what was the result of the fighting? Wukong and Bajie had no choice but to go to the South China Sea to ask for reinforcements, and finally they were able to cross the Liusha River. Therefore, before Sha Monk joined the Buddhist scripture-seeking team, he felt very powerful.
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How did Sha Seng behave after he followed Tang Seng? A joke on the Internet is enough to explain this.
It is said that Sha Monk has four classic lines in "Journey to the West":
1. Senior brother~! The master was captured by a monster!
2 .Second senior brother~! The master was captured by the monster!
3. Senior brother~! The second senior brother was captured by the monster!
4. Senior brother~! The master and second senior brother They were all captured by monsters!
It can be seen from this that Sha Monk was purely a soy sauce after joining the Buddhist scriptures team.
So why does this happen? In fact, the reason is sometimes very simple.
Reason 1: It is related to Sha Wujing’s experience.
He was once a general who rolled up the curtains beside the Jade Emperor. Later, he accidentally broke a glass cup and was demoted to earth. He experienced countless years of pain from flying knives piercing his heart. He was similar to what happened to Sun Wukong. Both of them experienced their peak. Then it fell into the dust, so I learned to hide my stupidity and not show up.
Reason 2: It is related to Sha Wujing’s thoughts.
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A person who can be a rolling curtain general must have a high IQ. He must know that the Journey to the West plan is just a formality. There are countless reinforcements in the sky and the world, and there is Sun Wukong by his side. This first-level thug, why bother to take action yourself to save yourself the trouble?
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