Humorous sentences about money

1, truly rich people are lonely people! Real beings are poor!

2. Love does not necessarily mean money, and money does not necessarily mean love.

Although I can't be the descendant of the rich, I must be the ancestor of the rich.

I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

Once you have money in your hand, you blur the line between consumption and waste.

6. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I'll give him two Chinese coins and kill him.

7. Most of the 80% poor people in the world have happy love, while 80% of the 20% rich people lack happy love.

8. It is better to find a wife who loves himself than to have money.

9. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

10, when we were poor, we really loved each other; When we are rich, we no longer love each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?

1 1, men become bad when they have money, yes, many men do, but men who become bad when they have money are not much better.

12, people who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, and people who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.