Can you tell me some classic jokes?

Not long ago, the three giants in the field of contemporary information technology-Bill Gates of Microsoft, Grove of Intel and Guo Shina of IBM-came to the Middle East and held a secret meeting in Yalta to discuss the map division of the information world in 2 1 century.

The difficulty of negotiation is self-evident, and superficial friendship can't cover up the struggle for real interests. Shortly after the negotiations began, Gates suddenly gave a beep of the BP machine. Gates quickly apologized and said, "I'm sorry, I have an urgent call to return." My emergency call system just rang. " Then, Gates raised his wrist, put his watch close to his ear and began to talk to the end of his tie. After the speech, Gates proudly explained: "This is my latest emergency call system. The earphone is in my watch and the microphone is at the tip of my tie. So I can keep in touch with my people at any time. Cool, isn't it? "

The meeting continued. In a short time, Dr. Grove also called the BP machine. Grove also explained, "I'm sorry, my emergency call system is ringing. There must be something important to talk about. " The doctor touched his earlobe and then spoke into the air. After that, he quickly explained, "I also have an emergency call system, but my headphones are planted in my earlobe and my microphone is embedded in my dentures." Look, is it cool enough? "

The meeting continued. Gates and Grove smiled at each other from time to time, thinking that this time they were destined to beat the thunder of IBM's big boss.

Finally, the negotiation of that meeting was over, and the Big Three were about to say a few words of greetings when Guo Shina suddenly heard the voice of "Wow, Wow". "I'm sorry, my emergency fax system has been started ..." Guo Shina said, pulling out a piece of paper from the interlayer of his suit and smiling. "My subordinates listened to the whole meeting in new york. You see, here are the minutes of today's meeting. "

NOVELL's telephone recording

The following is a true story that happened in Novell Network Systems:

Customer: "Hello, is this the technical service department?"

Technician: "Yes. What can I do for you? "

Customer: "The cup holder on my computer is broken. This computer is not guaranteed yet. How can I fix it? "

Technician: "Excuse me, did you just say that you want to repair the cup holder?"

Customer: "Not bad. It was originally installed in the front of the computer. "

Technician: "I'm really sorry. If I confuse you, it is because I am really confused myself. Is that teacup seat a gift you bought at the fair? Is there a trademark on it? How did you get it? "

Customer: "I don't know what gift." At that time, the computer itself had only one word' 32x' on it. "

At this time, the technician had to hang up, and he really couldn't talk to the other party. It turns out that this is for Mr. Wang to pull out the disc tray on the CD-ROM drive and use it as a cup holder.