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Tanabata joke

The paragraph of Tanabata is as follows:

1, I came home from work early on Tanabata and saw my mother trying to cook. I saw all my favorite foods, sweet and sour fish and braised pork. My father bought me my favorite fruits, watermelons and raisins. When I think that my family is poor at ordinary times, is it because I am afraid of being single today on Valentine's Day? I can't help feeling a little sour in my nose. I was about to speak when my mother looked back at me with a frightened expression: This is not your holiday. Why did you come back?

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I thought about it for a long time and finally decided to break up. My reason for falling in love is simple, that is, I don't want to go to the supermarket alone to buy eggs and milk for a week.

3. Does anyone want to be my neighbor? I cook, you wash the dishes, you ride a motorcycle, I take a boat, you find a beautiful woman and I pay the bill. My slogan is: Sauvignon Blanc Khan, long head.

4. On Valentine's Day of Qixi, diaosi will put Kongming Lantern Cage by the river. A Kongming lantern rose into the air and suddenly exploded. The lampshade flew out, but the lantern didn't fall. Everyone went to see it. I saw on the lampshade: "There is a fat man with upper respiratory tract infection."

On Chinese Valentine's Day, I went to an activity called "Couples Moved", in which successful couples would buy gifts for each other. I thought about it, how could it be my turn to do such a thing? So I didn't go. Later, I heard that a couple quarreled and broke up at the scene. The reason is that the man said, "The watch you gave me is not a famous brand, not a couple watch at all!" " The woman cried on the spot and said, "I bought it at a stall for ten yuan with our photos printed on it."

6. Tanabata is coming. The cowherd is holding a lantern to surprise the Weaver Girl. As soon as he entered the room, the lantern automatically rummaged: "Wow, a sewing needle!" " "What clothes are you mending?" Make up for those two waves on your chest

7. Tanabata is ahead of schedule. A brother said in the group: Brothers, don't call me tomorrow, I'm not online.

8, tanabata is coming, teach you a way to show love, stand one meter away from each other, then look at her or him affectionately and say to Ta: I have a hoe, do you want to borrow it?

9. On Tanabata, when I went to work in the morning, I found a box of chocolates in the bicycle basket and a note saying "Call me every day".

10, single Valentine's Day comfort: "Happy Valentine's Day, I happened to buy soy sauce and a rose on the street, and it felt good. The flower girl coveted my beauty and couldn't help giving me one. I am so happy, wish me a happy Valentine's Day, and hope that every Valentine's Day is a person. "