What kind of funny jokes attract your attention the most?

A week ago, I bought a live crucian carp and went to my father-in-law's house. My father-in-law grabbed the crucian carp with a knife and said, "Stew it and make soup!?" I watched him prepare a table of food, and I put the crucian carp Caught it and threw it into the fish tank: "I can't eat that much, so I'll keep it in the fish tank first!" My father-in-law was dissatisfied: "Now I can chop it into soup, but I still have to go to the trouble of raising it..." A week later, I went to my father-in-law again. At home, I was about to catch that crucian carp and make soup. My father-in-law stopped me, blowing his beard and staring: "What are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you touching my Xiaoqing?"