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This cold joke is a little different
1. I had a little palpitation at that time. I went to have an electrocardiogram, and there was nothing wrong with it. An old doctor first looked at me with unfathomable eyes, then sighed, took off his glasses, pressed his finger on his temple and said, Do you want to play truant ... < P > 2. Patient: Doctor. I can't see clearly (this is an ophthalmology department). Doctor: Why do you see so clearly ... < P > 3. Earthworms worked hard for several years, and finally saved money to open a noodle restaurant and manage dried noodles. On this day, the shop was full again, but the earthworm was worried in front of the panel. Others asked, "Why don't you cook noodles for customers?" Earthworms cry: "Whoops, they all want to eat handmade noodles."
iv. political outlook: eating melons. Professional skills: eating dirt.
5. The robbers rushed into the bank, raised their pistols and shouted to everyone, "Put your hands up, let me see your enthusiasm!
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