Mengmengda's classic quotations

1, I asked Fahai: What is fate? Fahai said: You wait, I will accept you sooner or later. 2. Look at the same scenery and walk the same road as yesterday.

Give me a good night and let me know that it is difficult to have you tomorrow.

Make up a convincing reason before I believe you again.

I still believe in love, but I have understood that love is by no means the whole of life.

6. The place where you are is particularly fresh, and the corners of your mouth will rise when you miss you.

7. I eat and travel alone, stop and go everywhere, read and write letters and talk to myself alone.

8, my chest is small, there is nothing wrong, my whole body is the essence.

9, obviously not a stranger, but pretending, stranger than a stranger.

10, man, be reliable. Women are meant to love, so be cute.

1 1. It doesn't matter. You don't have to give me a chance. Anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste.

12, listening to your favorite song, shed your least rare tears.

13, I always thought there was only me in your world, just like there was only you in my world.

14, I want someone who can tolerate my small temper and care about my small emotions.

15, don't say that others are close to you, even I will be jealous when others praise you.

16, girlfriends, you should accompany me to my old age, and then our children should become very good friends.

17, love you, love you, love you, you are my happiest pig.

18, some people are warm when they don't hug, but they don't hurt when they leave.

19, I can't think of anything to describe between us except silence.

20, don't be self-righteous, you are not Jackson, and there are no so ignorant girls infatuated with you.

2 1, the stupidest thing for a girl is to give someone who just hurt herself another chance.

22, don't care about the attack behind you, make up your own right and wrong. There are only two words: jealousy.

23. I dare to love you unscrupulously because you love me.

24, not poor, not naive.

25, leaving the dragonfly, just like deep-sea fish leaving the sun, it doesn't matter.

26. Love at our age is doomed to have no ending!

27. I am at the end of my rope now, and there is no way to escape. It's less than another village with a bright future for you.

28. Pretend to be indifferent and tell everyone that I don't care. I'm fine.

29. Maybe one day, we will hold other people's hands and forget each other.

30. Time can change everyone and everything. The so-called vicissitudes of life are just a moment.

3 1, scattered memories in memory of my sister's madness in those years.

32, the countdown to the end of the world is 30 days, I will love and treat every minute of love.

I don't have much ambition, I just want what I want.

I missed your past, but I don't want to miss your future.

35. Love is like fireworks. The more brilliant, the more sad it is at the end.

36. Women should learn to be prepared for danger in times of peace and leave a way out for themselves.

37. Seriously, don't care too much about someone, it will only hurt you.

38. Sad music reverberates in the ear, leaving only the loneliness of the soul.

39. What kind of world you see, what kind of heart you have.

40. The greatest tragedy of society is not the arrogance of bad people, but the excessive silence of good people.

4 1, I'm afraid you will regret abandoning me now, so I won't wait for you.

42. Because I care about you, I always explain, but you always say I'm hiding.

43. When I was a child, I was a princess with a sheet and a birthday hat on her head.

44. Perfection is not a virtue, nor is it a sin to refuse.

I won't take anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.

46. Time passed so fast that I almost forgot your face.

47. In spring, Russia planted a man, and in autumn, Russia harvested a bunch of men.

48. I used to think that it was not easy to own it; Later, I learned that it was harder to give up.

49. I can entertain myself alone or live a good life.

50. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How dare I get old before you come?

5 1, when the equator keeps snowflakes and tears melt the fine sand, is it not so lonely today?

52. Maybe I wrote too many sad words, so now I don't know how to describe happiness.

53. When we are in pain, we are growing up; This is the only road that cannot be avoided.

We once hugged each other tightly and talked about loving each other forever.

55. Time will heal almost all wounds. Please give time.

56. Some people have faded out of life and become parallel lines that never intersect.

57. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who dare not cry.

58. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

59, I can't allow any betrayal, anyone, any form, any reason.

60. You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

6 1, the familiar tingling from somewhere still makes me feel at a loss.

In this city, everyone seems to be drinking a drink called sadness, which is full of loneliness.

63. Sometimes, it is not a specific person who falls in love, but loneliness with nowhere to go.

64. Being single-minded is not just liking one person all your life, but being single-minded when you like one person.

65. I swear that I will live with a smile and will not trust anyone.

66. Thank all those who care about me and say that they miss me, whether they really mean it or not.

67. I went to the original place again, changed the protagonist, but forgot to change the plot.

68, hum, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

69. If no one stands in front of you to take a gun for you, be a hero yourself.

70. Our only tacit understanding is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.

7 1, sometimes, you can't accept someone because you can't forget another person.

72, like you, don't need any reason, don't like you, the reason is an excuse.

73. If I suddenly smile foolishly, I must miss him.

I only thought it was a dream. When I woke up, I didn't even remember what you looked like.

75. In the future, you will definitely appreciate your present efforts.

76. I know when the expressions on our faces have changed just to deal with others.

77. Everything we have paid is irreversible.

78. I won't say, but I'm too lazy to say. Don't think I really don't know anything.

79. Now, it is enough to receive your information from time to time.

80. Time is so delicate that two inseparable people can become strangers.

8 1. Turn right and walk to the end of loneliness. Seeing you happy, I smiled, but it was a little sour.

82. Don't be a woman who needs a man, but be a woman who needs a man.

83. When you are not with your parents, you always tell others, "We are sisters.

84. I obviously like you, but I have to pretend to joke with you and others.

85. The love line, lifeline and career line in my hand are all spelled out by your name.

86. Look at the flowers blooming and falling in front of the court. Don't be surprised by honor or disgrace. Look up at the clouds in the sky and have no intention of staying.

87. Either give me all your tenderness or give me all your indifference.

88. I still remember it clearly. You once sang a song in my ear, but what was the name of that song?

Goodbye, as I once said, we will be sisters for life.

90. If everything could go back to childhood. I will take every step seriously.

9 1, don't tell my sister about my conscience. I didn't. I just donated it the other day.

Meng Meng Daju

First, I finally realized that the most precious feelings never need to be held in my hand.

Second, the pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.

Third, it is not love to keep the other person by your side, but it is also a kind of love to let the loved one go.

Fourth, if you are so polite to me again, I will be impolite!

I tried to count the injuries you gave me with a smile, but finally I laughed and shed tears.

Sixth, the former state is: unable to learn, unhappy to play and restless to sleep.

Seven, life is like a pen. You can cross out your past, but you can't erase it after all.

Eight, the child said: "Grandpa, can you sing little stars?" Grandpa said, "Yes." The child said, "You sing for me." Grandpa said, "The stars in the sky can join Beidou!"

9. "What's it like to have a crush on someone?" "I feel that he has wifi."

I don't need that person to be perfect, I just need that person to make me feel unique.

When chatting can't find a topic, it's better to ask: How much did you eat today?

Twelve, the space formed by singing makes the years come and go, so the face of the person who is still protected has not changed and there is a huge and endless hatred.

Thank you for comforting me when I am sad. Sad signature

Fourteen, killing a Q pet is more difficult than killing a person.

Fifteen, some habits, no matter how to change.

Sixteen, I can love tore heart crack lung, also can walk simply!

It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you work on me.

See a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower.

Nineteen, your attitude now determines whether you will be a character or a waste in ten years.

20. People who are afraid of you face to face will hate you behind your back. Only when you are friends can you get friends.

Twenty-one, feelings have always been very sad, just like you.

Many people waste their lives waiting for the chance to satisfy their wishes. .

23. A woman redder than a red diamond fell in love with a man redder than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.

I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is the place where dreams begin.

Twenty-five, in order not to lose the children's papers at the starting line in the future, I will hang QQ for them now.

It's not that I don't like you, but that I don't want you to be covered in hurting me and thinking about another person.

Twenty-seven, a person you love deeply hurts you the most, not leaving you, but letting everyone you fall in love with have his shadow.

Twenty-eight, wandering in the world, no longer make an everlasting promise for anyone.

Life is fun, because life is always fucking playing with me!

Thirty, memories, very beautiful, but very hurt; Memories, just can't go back to the past memories.

Thirty-one, life is really interesting, birth and death.

Thirty-two, there is a person, you have watched it all your life, but you have ignored it all your life. Some people look at you, but they affect your life.

Number 33, tell me to get out. Get out. Call me back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

Thirty-four, self-esteem to the corner, take out all the good, you are still silent.

35. The person who can affect your mood must be the person you love most. The person who can't bear to part with your sadness must be the one who loves you the most.

Thirty-six, I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge!

Lovely sentence

1. I saw a girl playing mobile phone in low-cut clothes this morning. I said, "There is a deep ditch in front of my sister." My sister covered her chest and said, "Rogue." Then she fell into the ditch. ...

Second, where is the private money hidden and will not be discovered by the wife? God replied: donate it directly to the Red Cross, not to mention your wife, which can't be found all over the world. . .

Third, I revisited the Eight Dragons yesterday. If you ask who is the best, you will say Qiao Feng, Xu Zhu and sweeping monk. I think it's a paragraph. He played with five women, and five women still loved him for life. He is an absolute idol!

4. The teacher asked, "What does it mean to repay a drop of water with a spring?" Classmate: "That is to say, after someone drops a drop of water, you have to throw a bucket of water at him to death."

If Shuai Neng is a meal, I can feed the whole world.

Six, don't get married for the purpose of falling in love, they are all raising wives for others.

Seven, "Why do you always look at me!" "Because I think you are simply picturesque." "Oh, what a nice painting!" Comics on the run

Eight, God saw that you were thirsty, so he created water; God saw that you were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you had no lovely friends, so he created me. At the same time, God found that there is no fool in this world and created you by the way.

9. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

If you miss me, just give me a call and send a message. Don't hide it. Actually, I was thinking about you, too.

11. I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.

12. I have a three-year-old daughter. At 9 o'clock in the evening, the child has gone to bed. My daughter-in-law is sitting on the bed wearing a mask. I am playing a game. When the daughter woke up, the daughter-in-law bowed her head to coax her. Suddenly, my daughter let out a cry, slapped her daughter-in-law, and cried, Dad, there is a ghost. ...

Thirteen, a friend described his reason for leaving his job like this: my job is cheap and abundant.

Fourteen, a few years ago, singles were said to be nobles, but in recent years they have become otaku.

Fifteen, that night I held you in my arms and told you to put that thing on your ear. It's cool that you don't wear it. It's the safety period, there's nothing ... What should the traffic police do without a helmet?

Sixteen, every time I face delicious food, I tell myself: "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

Looking at your streamlined body, I want to burn my body, open your unopened lid, insert my own stick and suck up your crystal liquid. Cool! Ghosts; Sprite

Eighteen, I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge!

Nineteen, the robbery we knew before was "I opened this tree and planted it. If you want to pass by, stay and buy the toll! " Now the times have changed: 500 meters in front of the toll booth, please slow down!

Twenty, when others say "hello Niang" to you, how to fight back tactfully? "Hello, son."

Twenty-one, fat people have only two ways out, either to make their bodies better or to make their mentality better.

Twenty-two, "You are much better than before" and "That's because I studied math"

Twenty-three, there are plenty of fish in the sea, and the next girl will be better.

Twenty-four, just after watching Titanic 3D, during the break, a 2B youth shouted: Let the women and children go first!

Twenty-five, I talked to my girlfriend for four months, and her father didn't like me very much. I found out my girlfriend was pregnant the day before yesterday, so I wanted to take this opportunity to get his father to agree with us. Trembling with my father-in-law, I said, Uncle, your daughter is pregnant, too. Let's get married. The prospective father-in-law gave me a faint look and said, Ah, retribution, even 4. Exactly what I said!

I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

Twenty-seven, "What if I hold it with both hands?" Your skull will glow.

Meng Meng da's love story

Meng Meng da's love story

First, it is obvious that the learning disability system is going to start the learning hegemony mode, which not only consumes electricity, but also is particularly stuck.

Second, Guiyang dialect in Guizhou: Today, I am standing in Zixue, please touch me and try! ? Look at you, Biao. You are a big man. Give me a whole hair and I'll give you a brick. Guys, come here!

3. Ningbo, Zhejiang: Pick me up, I'm fierce, give me a low price, if I don't tie me up, if the cat doesn't see mulberry beans, I'll yell at you, and I'll kill you by drilling Zen!

Fourth, if you are sad, just squat down and hug yourself.

5. Shaoxing dialect in Zhejiang: Oh, I'm changing Goethe to Dongdongke. Kern is the biggest, better than all, it's time to break his head!

6. I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

Luoyang, Henan: Today, I'm here to play. If you touch me, you will be confused. Give it to me quickly. I will cover your face with bricks.

It doesn't matter if you step on my foot, but don't step on my shoes!

Nine, Yangxin dialect in Hubei: sharp days are hungry for autumn, sugar is hungry for customers, Mo Cohen sings about, urgent, old paper rolls.

10. How can I ask my deskmate to see the teacher for you when playing with my mobile phone in class? Play with your deskmate's mobile phone!

11. Guangde Dialect in Anhui:. You can't go until you get to Lao Tzu ~ ~ You can try it on Lao Tzu ~ ~ You look too high ~ You make Lao Tzu angry ~ You see Lao Tzu doesn't hit you on the head with a brick!

12. Wuhan dialect, Hubei province: I stood here when the sun was excited. You should try it on me. Don't make me pick up a brick and hit your ground just because you are a big country!

13. Chongan dialect in Fujian: yua is a relic of dei other than gingdiu (I am standing here today). Let me say it several times (you touch me and try). Ai Du, a sister in Ennongtu (although you are older), fell and fell north. I was embarrassed by hiou (if I am in a hurry, I will slap you on the head with a brick! )

14. Zhenjiang dialect, Jiangsu: Today, the lights are burning fast. When I look around the mud, I can see that there are sticks in the mud. Play with me, be careful that bricks will not die, and mud will be a beggar!

15. Dalian dialect: I praised tm here today. You touched me four or four times, little guy. How stupid are you? You pissed me off. Thank you!

Sixteen, Wenzhou dialect in Zhejiang: Ngi Ni gi Le, Ni seems to be Dong En, fai times, you can't cover your head, DEI JUOJIAI TIMES ababa Le Ju Du Ni Du Le De!

17. Cantonese: I'm going to study in an enterprise today. If you are depressed, I will try. You are old enough. If you mess with nou, I'll slap you on the head with a brick!

Eighteen, the child did not study well and was scolded by his mother. After being scolded, the son looked at his father with sad eyes and said, why did you marry her? Dad also said with sad eyes: it's not because of you!

Do you know what shredded potatoes are? Is to cut potatoes! Do you know what diaosi is?

Twenty, I only like one kind of flowers, rich flowers and casual flowers.

2 1. Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

Playing the lute to a cow is nothing, but talking to a cow is the real skill.

23. yancheng dialect, Jiangsu: As long as you stand with Enzi 'en, you look forward to Tong En. I hope you have such a big forehead, so take care of you quickly!

24. If I don't know where Sichuan is: Today, I am standing in this collapsed place. You are hot for me to watch, but don't look at your doll's head zuai. I feel hot for my hair, and I will pick up a brick and hit your doll's head!

25. Shortly after the start of school, a friend of mine in the Foreign Languages Institute told me that there were many boys and girls in many majors, and the class was miserable. To make matters worse, the two boys fell in love.

Twenty-six, life is like anxiety, there is no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

Twenty-seven, pet food companies do market research, and a child answers the phone. Investigator: Do you have any dogs, kittens or rabbits at home? Child: No, my mother gave birth to me!

Chaozhou dialect: I am doing a small business. Dare not take me to try. Don't act like a big melon, I get stuck in your head when I get angry!

29. Suining, Sichuan: I am standing at this Kakatou today. Don't mind your mouth shut, I'll turn you over.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

Thirty-one, Qinghai Ledu dialect: I sincerely hope that the brain (one sound) takes up (two sounds) and this (two sounds) stays. You can hang your brain (one sound) and (two sounds) appropriately. Keep the ball and see if you know how much you love your country. Keep your brain powder and go straight to a plate-shaped racket channel!

32. Shaanxi dialect: If you are hungry today, you will be hungry. I promise your baby melon seeds will look good. If I am hungry, I will pay you a brick in my pocket.

Thirty-three, Anqing dialect, Anhui: Follow the old people and stand here quickly. Little Diao dares to touch Lao Zi to see if you look like a tall bamboo pole. I'm going to catch Lao Zi and dig you to death with a brick!

34. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

35. Hunan dialect: I am standing in Carida today. If you move, I will try. Although your embryo is big, I will crush you with a brick!

36. Weifang, Shandong: I am standing at this door. You blame me for trying. Don't look at your size. If you make trouble, I'll hit you on the head with a brick (softly)!

Anhui dialect: I stand on the plot of this hall. If you have the guts, do it. Despite your high bones, I will take you with me!

38. Dongchuan dialect in Yunnan: I stand on the spot in the sky and hate you for me. You are so big from Mao's point of view that I sweat you in armor!

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Forty, Jiangxi Jiujiang dialect: I really fell to the ground, I am eager to explore what I am doing. I'm a little more afraid of the pot than I am. I accidentally riveted it, so I cut bricks to make S!

Forty-one, others are full after eating two bites, and I can still eat two bites when I am full.

Forty-two, Shandong Weihai dialect: Today, I will stand and cover, and I will try to catch mud residue. Don't look at the mud, I'll get angry and hit you on the head with a brick!

Forty-three, it is said that women are books, and mushrooms are cold. Judging from your figure, it should be a bound book.

44. Snakes mate for hours. What do you think of this? Xu Xianzhen's is great.

Forty-five, Maoming, Guangdong dialect: I will be a company today! Are you depressed for me? ! That's great. Are you kidding? I'm just hitting you with a brick. Hey, are you dead? !

Forty-six, the father told his son a story: Once upon a time there was a frog son: Is there a science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time, there was a frog in space. Son: Is there a restricted class? Father: shh ~ keep your voice down so that mom can't hear you. Once upon a time there was a frog with no clothes on.

Forty-seven, some people look good, some people are ugly, and some people are in between, so ugly.

48. Sichuan Leshan dialect: Give it a try, Lao Zi. Let's get rid of Lao Tzu's rei. See what I can do to you. I don't want to see you get a big piece of wood to make Lao tze angry. I'll weld you a stone. If you don't believe me, sue!

Forty-nine, Yantai, Shandong dialect: I introduced it to my son (three times), and I dare to save the head of Qi (three times) and my brother's son (four times). Look at the block (three times) (two times), how many times have you hurt your brother's Meidochan with an electric drill!

50. Northeastern dialect: I praised your uncle today, and your mother moved me aside four or four times. Don't worry about your size. If you are in a hurry, I will kill you with a brick!

Fifty-one, Chongqing dialect: Today, Laozi's bean station is a bit old, so I can move it here to see it. Don't watch the baby grow too big, let the cat sweat a brick directly on the baby's skull!

52. The reason why I am fat is that there are many things in my heart, and I am not thin.

53. If you have a fever at home, you will stick to surfing the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is terminal cancer.

It is unlucky to go to the hospital before the exam. Why? When I came up, I asked: What subject did you fail?

Fifty-five, Hubei Yunmeng dialect: Today, I stood waiting for Luohe, you pang (four tones) ha, I'll try, don't look at your big size, I was so angry that I covered your skull with a brick rake!

There is only one earth, so we should take good care of it. There is only one me, so you should love me too!

57. I am small-minded, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it.

The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

59. Some people are good at geography, physics, history, mathematics, Chinese, English and chemistry. And I have a good attitude.

Raising fish is very troublesome. I often forget to change water once a week. Then I have to change the fish once a week.

Do you wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand? That's disgusting. I use paper.

Sixty-two, the award-winning column of a classmate's resume says: I won another bottle many times during my school days.

Sixty-three, Guangxi Yulin dialect: Genri Goose goes to Kehuanggen Road, you are a meat shrimp goose, and you are big. If you break me, I will kill you!

Sixty-four, the so-called holiday, the family is suspected, no money to go out, especially free every day.

65. W: What do you think of sex? M: I don't think so, but there are many ways.

Sixty-six, Tianjin dialect: I recently beat my son and praised my son. Touch me, don't look at the mud, it will be urgent. I will pat the mud on my head with a drill!

Sixty-seven, Hangzhou dialect in Zhejiang: It has been a long time since I was a child. If you touch Lao Zi, you will see that you have lost everything. If you mend your coat, it will still make you feel like a brick!

Sixty-eight, if only the homework could be copied and pasted ~

Beijing dialect: I stand here today, please try to touch me. Don't look at you, you are a big boy. I am in a hurry. I took a brick and screamed. You are a good girl!

70. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

Seventy-two, Jiangsu Hai 'an dialect: Come with me to the Qiuzhan Guest House and try to touch me. I'm in a hurry, regardless of your size. I'll check you with brick se (fourth sound)!

Seventy-three, Chengdu, Sichuan dialect: Today, I stood in this ditch. If you touch it, I will tell you. Don't think you are slovenly. If you have hair, I'll just pick up a brick and weld your baby's skull!

Seventy-four, Shandong dialect: Today, Lao Tzu's nest is standing and building mud. When the mud rushes to meet the nest, don't pick it up just looking at the mud slap, it will make you angry and arrogant!

Seventy-five, Taizhou dialect in Zhejiang: Jinning, oh, Bai Ji, oh, er (reading ng, that is, you in Mandarin), oh, the top in the industry? Smile at silver, white clothes (zang) behead (brick) kill the well!

Seventy-six, Shanghai dialect: Wu made a list of today's bad things, and the people next to Nong looked at it and agreed. The cutting depended on the hungry Mu, and the only book Gu Si Nong Gang left. Wu Sa is angry at home, Wu Nai, make up beans and chop up farmers!

Seventy-seven, there is a kind of people who don't like you and don't let you like others. Are you talking about the head teacher?