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Full text of Huang Peijia make-up exam

Take a make-up exam

Still have a fever.

It's been two days since the exam ended, and the side effects of drugs are still obvious.

"Sendo, if this make-up exam fails, you will take the make-up exam before graduation in July. Before that, you can't participate in any form of internship; If the big supplement fails again, I can only say sorry to you-you can only repeat one year to make up the credits. " Mr. Nakai's words are still ringing in my ears. I can't help smiling bitterly-the negotiation of employment contract between a good company and me is coming to an end. If I can't take part in the internship, it's almost like repeating a grade for me.

Since primary school, Sendoh Akira has been invincible in examinations, physical education and communication with people. The sweat and tears behind people are hidden in front of people, so in the eyes of others, I am recognized as a genius. "Where there is a will, there is a way" was originally the truth I always believed, but I forgot the premise: this "thing" can't be something you hate. The university has been going smoothly for four years, although occasionally there are one or two subjects that will make me sweat, but they are basically saved by surprise; Only "development economics" ... this subject is not a rote learning subject, and some principles can also be applied flexibly; Mr. Nakai's teaching ideas are clear and examples are vivid. He is my favorite teacher. But I don't know why, I just resist this theme from the bottom of my heart. I chew during the day and at night, and often an hour passes, and my eyes still stay on a certain line. Although it was an optional course that I took carelessly, I didn't have time to correct my mistakes. The outside world is calling for my noisy youth, but I want to win the last battle before my internship in March in three days. So I took a chance, and my friend from the medical college got me a bottle of stimulant-like medicine. So I didn't sleep for three days, so I didn't sleep during the exam, so ... I was still in bed with a fever.

"Take medicine!" Cold voice, expressionless face. I smiled at him, took the soup and swallowed it in one gulp. Well, today's medicine is not as bitter as yesterday's It must be sugar. "Liuchuan, I will blush if you stare at me like this." I think I must have laughed silly. The guy who didn't blink for half a minute stared at me, took back the cup and went out. "It's already a monkey's ass." The cold voice disappeared outside the closed door. I smiled. I don't want this either, do I? The situation is really comforting and urgent ... I yawned and was about to lie down when the door opened again. An unknown object flew towards me, and I instinctively reached out my hands to catch it-fortunately, my basketball has never been abandoned, thanks to it. ...

"Ah ah! ! "It's cold! It turned out to be an ice pack.

"Liuchuan! I am a patient ~ will kill people ... "

"Ka ~" came the sound of closing the door in the distance.

I can feel Liuchuan's heart beating like a living person under the ice mask, but a broken mouth just can't learn to talk well.

Dead boy, you don't know anything about tenderness! I lay down again, picked up the ice pack and put it on my forehead. Wow, much more comfortable ~ ~

Liu Chuan is one year younger than me. He is my junior in the same major, and of course he is my forever friend on the basketball court, starting from high school.

Liu Chuan is my roommate and my landlord. At the beginning, in the face of the unreasonable increase in dormitory accommodation fees by the school, if I hadn't been excited to rise up and become the leader of the resistance, at this moment, I should still be chatting with three other people in the same room about girls. Liuchuan, who came to play ball with me, left my luggage here with me. When everything was almost settled, before I could express my gratitude, Liuchuan put up five fingers. "rent." At that time, I immediately had the feeling that I had strayed into a black shop. After a round of bargaining, the price dropped by 30%, and the deal was made. He lives in the south room with north and south bedrooms. "I'm afraid of the cold." Well, who told us to go looking for trouble today and rely on others? However, the North House is not cold and quiet, which is very suitable for people like me who feel relaxed and like meditation. I cook, he cleans the living room, and all kinds of expenses such as water, electricity, gas, telephone and cable broadband network are AA. Other private events refer to the Five Principles of Peace. Unconsciously, two years passed, except that I broke the NBA disc he put on the sofa, and he watered and drowned the orchid I raised on the living room windowsill. I laughed at the way he bargained with the bookstore owner like a fox. The girl who chased me ran online through his computer ... Generally speaking, it was stable. Especially the "date" under the basketball stand every evening, whenever I look at the passionate fighting spirit in his eyes, my heart that feels old will always get excited inexplicably. It's good to be young!

"Liuchuan, how much do you think we can use after graduation?" I asked him while chatting in the living room.

"……"

"I remember that there is a very correct sentence in Growing Pains: When you grow up, people will only value what kind of car you drive. Who will compare your homework with A or D? "