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Jokes between Chinese and Japanese

A Chinese and a Japanese came to the New Year Temple Fair, and they first came to the Jade Emperor Temple.

The Jade Emperor said, "Tell me, I can grant you a wish related to power."

The Japanese quickly said: "I want to be the king of the world."

So the Japanese became the king of the world.

The Chinese then said: "Take him to ten thousand years"

So the Japanese became the monkey kings of the world.

They then came to the Temple of Wealth.

The God of Wealth said: "Tell me, I can grant you a wish related to money"

The Japanese rushed to say: "I want a lot of money"

So the Japanese have a lot of money.

The Chinese then said: "I want him to always owe me money."

So all the Japanese money was returned to the Chinese.

They then came to Yuelao Temple.

The God of Wealth said: "Tell me, I can fulfill your two love-related wishes"

The Japanese said with a smile: "I want a beautiful woman"

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So a beautiful woman stood in front of him.

The Chinese then said: "Turn this beauty into a man"

Then the beauty immediately turned into a man.

The Japanese were very angry. In order to prevent the Chinese from causing trouble, he asked the Chinese to make his second wish first.

The Chinese said: "Turn him into a woman"

So the Japanese turned into women.

The Japanese had no choice but to say: "I don't want to be a woman"

So the Japanese turned back into men.

The Japanese were so angry that they deliberately threw away the Chinese and came to Manshen Temple themselves.

Manshen said: "Do you want to eat the most delicious food?"

The Japanese drooled and said: "Yes"

Manshen said : "Do you want to put on the most beautiful clothes?"

The Japanese took off his clothes and said: "Yes"

Manshen said: "You want to be favored by the strongest woman "

The Japanese took off his pants and said: "I want it too much"

Manshen then said: "The price is your true love and conscience, are you willing?"

The Japanese were so moved that their noses ran out: "I do"

Manshen said: "You are willing, but you don't"

The Chinese then came to Manshen temple.

Manshen said to him: "You want to eat the best food..."

The Chinese immediately interrupted her: "Are you Chen Hong?"

Manshen: "...

How do you know? "

The Chinese said: "Stop talking nonsense, don't think that I can't recognize your demo because of the lightning rod on your head. Where is Chen Kaige? "

He said proudly: "He is selling black-bone chicken at the street stall."

The Chinese said: "In the future, don't go out to play without an adult to take you."

Aggrieved, he said: "I won't dare anymore"

The Chinese said: "Do you know that it is illegal to pretend to be a ghost? "

Manshen lowered his head and said: "I know"

The Chinese said: "Do you know that the crime of knowing the law and breaking the law will get a one-level penalty?

Manshen blushed and said: "I know it too"

The Chinese said: "Then do you want me to call the police?" "

Full of fear, he said: "Don't"

The Chinese said, "Then do you miss Chen Kaige? "

Manshen said firmly: "No"

The Chinese said, "Then do you want to eat the best food?" "

Manshen said: "I want to"

The Chinese said: "Then do you want to wear the most beautiful clothes? "

Manshen took off his clothes and said: "I want to"

The Chinese said: "Then do you want to be favored by the most wretched man? ”

Manshen said without thinking, “That’s too much.”

The Chinese pointed at the Japanese next to him and said to Manshen, “Take him away, and others will think about it.” Just think about it”