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900 sentences of the first chat
1, "Let's learn to swim together", "Good" and "So that we can fall in love".
You just stole the fun. Why should I snicker? Because I love you.
It's like you flew into my heart in a jet plane.
You know, no one can touch my heart like you.
You must have cheated secretly, otherwise how could you get full marks in my heart.
6. Your name is only two words. Although it is not a word, it has filled my heart.
7. You are obviously not nearsighted. Why can't you see that I like you?
Will you shut up? I don't talk. Then why is your voice in my head?
9. Can you tell me something? Do you miss me? Keep your voice down. Only the two of us can hear you I will definitely come to you. I don't want anyone. I will never do anything to upset you again.
10, you are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.
1 1. Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?
12, what won't you do? I won't leave you.
13, you have gained weight again. I wish there was another circle where I could like you.
14, do you know what I like to eat? I like staring at you.
15. If I push you into the garden, I won't find you. Why? Because you are as beautiful as a flower.
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