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Humorous jokes between parents and children

Complete works of humorous jokes between parents and children

Lead: Life is a big dye vat, with sorrow and joy. Everyone hates sadness and approaches joy. Next, I will sort out the humorous jokes of parents and children for you, hoping to bring you some joy.

Complete works of humorous jokes between parents and children

1. Dad keeps a cat, a dog, three pots of cactus and n goldfish.

Said to me one day:? Don't get married early, have a grandson for me to play with! ?

2. There is a female colleague whose son is one and a half years old and has not been weaned.

At a dinner party, her son wanted to eat milk. Nima has a big table.

Colleagues are embarrassed to feed, so they lie to their sons? Didn't bring it out, left it at home?

My son had to continue to eat white rice in disappointment, which is ok!

3、? The daughter-in-law opposite is scolding herself again. She is a mother-in-law, and the old man looks pitiful! ?

My mother listened to my words and gave me a meaningful look. As long as you can find me a daughter-in-law, I will be happy if she hits me every day! ?

My brother brought his girlfriend home for dinner for the first time, and I had a good chat with my mother.

After dinner, my mother tentatively asked my brother an eternal classic question: who will you save first when your wife and I fall into the water?

Hearing this, my brother's girlfriend immediately scrambled to answer:? I have to save you first. ?

My brother nodded quickly and then said:? Yes, I must save you first! ?

I saw my mother put down her chopsticks, smiled meaningfully and told my brother that you really listened to your wife. ?

5. I was in the dining room, and my mother yelled at me in the living room: Go to the kitchen and get that, that, that something!

Me: What do you have?

Mom: Forget it, forget it. It is more difficult than anything to expect you to do something!

Me:?

6. My son obviously took off his socks from the inside out and threw them everywhere.

On this day, when I was cleaning, I found five socks, three white ones, which were torn at first sight, and two black ones, although turned upside down, were obviously new and had not been worn yet.

I asked him: this sock seems to have not been worn. Why are you throwing it around? Have you worn it or not?

While playing, I said, I forgot to wear it, too. Don't you smell it?

7. Dad is old and his hearing is not as good as before.

Once, I mentioned this to my mother.

Mom thought about it, but it's not much different from before. The only difference is that he didn't listen when I talked to him, and now he can't hear me. ?

8. I was playing with my brother this morning when I suddenly got a call from my father saying that his shoes were broken. Let's send them to him. My brother said yes, but you have to tip me 100!

Dad readily agreed. When I got to the place, my father took the shoes and my smile changed immediately. He greeted his brother with his shoes and said, I let you cheat, I let you cheat. ?

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