The funniest short joke in history

One of the funniest short jokes in history:

1. Four male colleagues talk nonsense together. One of them doesn't have a girlfriend, so he is stimulated in various ways.

As a result, the goods simply said:? Who still likes women these days?

2. I am a woman. I just walked easily through a very narrow and high pile of goods.

I am proud of being so slim. When I was ready to leave with a long smile, the boy playing with his mobile phone next to the cargo pile whispered: How small is this box to get through?

3. The teacher was going to the toilet that day, and a student ran over and said, Teacher, I have no paper. Can I have some paper?

Based on the teacher's moral quality, I gave her my paper and asked him to go to the office to get it for me.

He has been in class for a long time now, and he hasn't come yet?

I got lost in camping and couldn't get out for a long time.

Take out your mobile phone and call the police: Hello, is this 1 10? We were so sleepy in the mountains. ?

? Then get some sleep. ?

? Hey! Hey, hey! ? I can't believe I hung up. .

The funniest short joke in history:

1, I talked to the hobo's wife on the phone. It's past 1 1. She suddenly said, Your Majesty, my concubine is not feeling well. Please leave first. Tonight we switch to another concubine brand.

As soon as I listened to the music, I replied: You are the only princess I love.

Hall's wife said flatly, isn't there a left aristocrat and a right aristocrat? They have been following the emperor for more than 20 years.

Today, I took a bus. There was a woman in the car and a man came over. The man was all thumbs and stepped on the woman's foot. The woman said: you are sick, and you will have no children or daughters if you step on it.

The man said: scold me again and let your children eat.

3. A colleague has been married for many years, and many childless people ask: What's the matter, Xiao Liu, is it bad land or bad land?

That buddy said slowly: The land has been contracted out!

4. Q: Why doesn't Shaolin Temple accept nuns?

A: Because they have no wisdom.

5. teacher:? What kind of teacher is the best teacher? I think: a good teacher should not only teach knowledge well, but also stimulate everyone's interest in learning. ?

The second product is the same as this: it's teacher Cang! ?

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