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The script of Song Xiaobao's sketch "Judging People by Their Appearance", please help me

Judging a book by its appearance:

Bai: The train has entered the station for ticket inspection, please be prepared.

Inspector: Hello! The traveler raised his hand.

Female: What do you mean

Inspector: Raise your hand, routine inspection

Female: Oh, isn’t it just a security inspection? Check it, check it carefully, search it carefully, behind, on the left, on the right, I still have my ID card, it was in 1989, where is the person?

Inspector: Hey

Female: The one in 1989 has a home address on it. Do you want a phone number?

Song Xiaobao: The one in front is not so boring. Okay?

Female: What are you making a fuss about?

Song Xiaobao: Why are you checking your household registration?

Female: If you are in a hurry, fly over there

Inspector: Keep your valuables and come over

Female: Thank you

Inspector: Next

Little Shenyang: Quality

Inspector: Yes

Song Xiaobao: It’s true

Inspector: Come back and stand here

Song Xiaobao: No

Inspector: Stand here, stand here, stand here

Song Xiaobao: What are you doing?

Inspector: Come here, raise your hand

Song Xiaobao: Ah

Inspector: Raise your hand

Song Xiaobao: What are you doing

Inspector: Raise your hand to check, raise your hand higher and higher

Song Xiaobao: Hey, don’t make trouble, I’m covered in itchy flesh

Inspector: Don’t laugh

Song Xiaobao: Here

Inspector: Don’t laugh

Song Xiaobao: Don't be so mean. If you change the next item, you will be searched

Inspector: Take off your shoes

Song Xiaobao: Ah

Inspector: Shoes, shoes off.

Song Xiaobao: What are you doing with slippers?

Inspector: The soles are too thick, for fear of getting sandwiched, take off your shoes

Song Xiaobao: There is an internal increase

Inspector: Oh, put it on, this ID card is too big

Song Xiaobao: What is the ID card for? Can I come in if I bought a ticket with my real name?

Inspector: Yes, there are still tickets. Take a look.

Song Xiaobao: Stop making trouble, just swipe in front and go in. Why do you take off your shoes, ID card and check the tickets again when you get here?

Inspector: Can you stop shouting? Can you pay attention to your quality without shouting? Everyone is watching

Song Xiaobao: Who are you trying to scare?

Inspector : Public place

Song Xiaobao: Who looked at me, who looked at me, who looked at me

Female: Who can’t see the one who is making a fuss

Little Shenyang: Your height is not in proportion to your voice

Female: Well, why are you so ugly and so noisy?

Song Xiaobao: I eat it Your house is salty, I still use your WIFI, what are you doing

Inspector: Tell you, don’t cause trouble, don’t cause trouble, if you hear that you don’t have an ID card, look and hurry up

Song Xiaobao: There are so many things. Oh my God, I have never seen so many things. Here

Inspector: There is something wrong with your ID card.

Song Xiaobao: What's wrong

Inspector: Why did you write down your occupation?

Song Xiaobao: What is your occupation? What do you do?

Extended information:

The cast of Judging People by Their Appearance:

1. Song Xiaobao

Song Xiaobao, whose real name is Song Baoli, was born on January 5, 1981 in Loujie Township, Huinan County, Tonghua City, Jilin Province A native of Guangming Village, he is the 32nd apprentice of Mr. Zhao Benshan, an actor and comedy performing artist from Mainland China.

In 2009, he became famous for participating in the variety show "Benshan Happy Camp".

In 2011, he gained more attention after participating in the Liaoning Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala and the sketch "Blind Date" in collaboration with Master Zhao Benshan.

In August 2012, he participated in the 4th New Rural TV Art Festival and won the Best Actor for his TV series "Cherry".

On December 10 of the same year, he participated in the 8th Huading Awards and won the Best Actor in the Contemporary category for his TV series "Cherry".

In October 2013, he won the 10th Huading Award for the actor most popular with Chinese media.

In August 2014, he participated in the 13th Huading Awards and won the Best Actor Award for Chinese Contemporary TV Series for his TV series "Cherry Red".

In 2015, he participated in China's first celebrity comedy competition reality show "Happy Comedian Season 1".

On November 5 of the same year, he participated in the celebration party of "Let's Time Travel".

On December 9 of the same year, he sang the promotional song "The Past Can Only Be Reminisced" for the movie "Detective Chinatown".

On December 13, 2016, he sang the theme song "The whole world is speaking Northeastern dialect" of the movie "Once Upon a Time in the Northeast: Zhang Fei".

2. Xiao Shenyang

Xiao Shenyang, formerly known as Shen He, was born on May 7, 1981 in Kaiyuan City, Tieling City, Liaoning Province. He is a Chinese actor, singer, director, and host.

In 2006, he became a disciple of Zhao Benshan; in 2007, he participated in the first TV series "Endless Love" and began to stand out, officially entering the film and television industry.

In 2009, he performed in the sketch "Not Short of Money" with Zhao Benshan, Bi Fujian, and Maomao at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala; in the same year, he starred in the film "Three Guns" directed by Zhang Yimou,

In 2010, he starred in the action comedy movie "Laughing in the Rivers and Lakes". In 2010, he participated in the sketch "Donation" in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala; in 2011, he starred in the TV series "The Strange Man Ouyang De". In 2012, he starred in the TV series "The Chef". In 2014, he starred in Beijing Satellite TV's Spring Festival Gala performance skit "Really Want to Go Home".

On February 8, 2016, the movie "Journey to the West: Monkey King Three Fights the White Bone Demon" was released nationwide; in the same year, he starred in the movie "A Very Deal" and the comedy suspense action film "Everything I Say is True" "; in the same year, he participated in the Beijing Satellite TV star reality show "The King of Crossover Singer" and won the third runner-up in the finals.

In September of the same year, he hosted the first variety show "Crossover Comedy King". In December 2016, the movie "Love Saint" starring Xiao Yang was released.

In 2017, it was confirmed that he would continue to play Zhu Bajie in the movie "Journey to the West".

In June 2017, he starred in the movie "Under the Ice" and was shortlisted for the 20th Shanghai International Film Festival. In January 2018, the movie "Moths Crossing the River" that he directed and starred in was screened on June 15, 2018. Released nationwide on Japan.