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Ladies and gentlemen, guess a riddle? Listen carefully and guess an idiom! Will not want to slanting:

I really want it. I really want it. I'm so excited and want it. As a result, water slowly starts to flow out of the hole. "

"alas! Oh, my God, such a shameless general manager. " The ladies are cursing!

"Why? Can't guess! Hey! "

"That ... that will be very open?" The old woman asked shyly.

"That's right! They are all open. And the water flows more. "

"I hate it! I hate it! I'm not going! The general manager is lewd. "

"ah! If you can't guess, don't talk nonsense. The answer is drooling. "

2

The general manager is playing guessing games again.

"Dear beautiful ladies, can you guess a riddle? Guess something about people:

Lick hard, don't lick hard, to sleep comfortably, rub it first. "

The ladies are blushing again. ...

"alas! I'm not going! The general manager is lewd! "

"ah! Where do you want to go! The answer is teeth. "

three

"general manager! Don't play guessing today? "

"It's hard to guess. You can't guess."

"hum? Who said that? " All the ladies are indignant and indomitable.

All right! Then listen carefully.

Guess human beings: "a thing can be long or short, westerners are long and orientals are short."

The ladies began to blush again and pretend to be shy.

"alas! I hate it! Give more tips? "

"Well, hint: after marriage, the wife can use this thing from her husband."

"Oh, why can't I use it before I get married?" A slightly shrew mm teased and asked. "If you insist on using it, it will make people laugh: What a scandal?"

"alas! I hate it! Give a hint. " Ladies are pretending to be reserved again.

"Well, hint: monks won't use it."

"So ... so ... will a nun think of using it?" Then mm will ask again

"The nun also need not. The things they use are getting longer and longer. "

"wow! Wow? " The ladies made a charming voice full of envy and longing.

"Why? Can't guess? It's hard to guess, so you don't believe it. "

"Is it big sometimes? Sometimes small? " It's still that mm asking.

"Well, that's right! Seeing that he is old, say he is: the older one; If you look at his young age, you can say that he is: young, like people who have recently played professional baseball, according to size. "

"alas! So dirty, use this point? " Young ladies are whispering.

The ladies have decided that the answer is "that", but they are embarrassed to say it.

Suddenly I saw the chairman's car pull into the gate outside the window, and the ladies hurried back to their seats.

"ah! Haven't you guessed yet? "

"alas! I'm not going! The general manager is lewd! "

"ah! What do you think? The answer is the surname of the first name. "

four

When punching in, the general manager said to his female colleague, "Ladies! Do you want to have a brain teaser? " Powder people think, here we go again.

Listen: "What's the hardest part? Girls like it best, especially married women, and they can't put it down. Brainstorm! Start! " The fans began to blush again and bowed their heads to walk away. & gt& gt& gt Porn MM has its name.

"ah! Haven't you said the answer yet? " "Don't come, general manager, you are the most beautiful!"

"ah! Where have you been?

The answer is diamonds! "

In the afternoon coffee time, the general manager approached four female colleagues. "Beautiful ladies, do you want to guess?"

Hee hee ... ok, listen carefully. Guess what's on a person: hair on top and hair on the bottom. Let's fight to the death at night. "

"Oh, the general manager is lewd, and people are not coming!"

"Hey, don't think slanting, the answer is' eyes'.