Children's joke: "Flowers bloom on the buttocks, but they are not fragrant"?

1. The thief stole a chicken and was plucking its hair by the river. At this moment, a policeman came over and the thief quickly put the chicken into the river. The policeman asked, what are you doing? What is in the river? The thief said that it was a chicken. It is going to cross the river. I look after his clothes here.

My niece is very cute today. When she hit her head, she said, "I'm sorry, boss."

Then I accidentally fell down and said, "Sorry, my foot."

Then when her aunt touched her head, she turned to look at her.

Then he turned quickly and whispered, "Sorry, eyes ..."

3. When mom saw that Xiaoming didn't eat, she said angrily, "Xiaoming, if you don't eat, I'll put flowers on your ass." Xiao Ming said, "Mom, flowers don't smell good on your ass"?

4, the magpie is coming, my mother said that this is a magpie or a guest; The swallow came, and my mother said it was a good bird or a guest. The crow came, and the child asked, are you a guest? The crow cried, Yes, I am a hacker! ...

Two Scottish immigrants who had just arrived in new york spent the night in a hotel. They were stirred by mosquitoes all night? Very angry, the last one said, "Sandy, cover your head with a quilt so that mosquitoes can't bite us? Yes. " After a while, Sandy put her head out to breathe the fresh air, and then she saw something she had never seen before? I saw a firefly and he cried, "God, it's no use covering your head. Is the mosquito holding a lantern? Find us. "

6. Xiaoling pestered her mother to eat fried chicken legs and chips. Her mother said these were junk food and refused to buy them for her. Xiaoling felt very strange and asked her mother, "Mom, is junk food in the trash can?" Why does the food in the trash can become fragrant and delicious? "

7. My son pushed around and refused to eat dinner. The wife was furious and the dinner table was full of gunpowder.

My heart softened when my son timidly asked me for help. In order to help him out, I gave my son an idea: "Dear son, tell mom that you are going to do your homework so that her mother won't blame you!" "

After listening to this, my son cast a resentful glance at me and silently robbed him of his job. . .