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Did anything happen to you as adults?

I ran 1000 meters today. A buddy was super fat and ran for 6 minutes. The teacher said, "You failed!" That buddy said something that made me worship, "Look at my size, two people! In fact, I should be excellent! " Hearing this, the teacher said, "Yes, you passed!" Is a mess ...

2. When we were in military training in senior three, we girls were most afraid of folding square quilts. There were always some places in the middle of the quilt, so we stuffed small vests and trousers to cushion the quilt. On this day, the instructor suddenly came to the dormitory to demonstrate the folding of the quilt. Before we could react, he shook off the quilt and the scene suddenly became quiet. ...

3. Tell me about knowing the goddess. We were going to physical education class. We are not in the same class as her, but we both chose football. It was hot to play football, and then they all went to the grocery store to buy soda. I stood behind her. As soon as she shakes her hair and hits me in the face, I bite, bite … so it's natural.