Who knows ostrich jokes?

One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and sticking out a leg. He asked, "What are you doing?"

The elephant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise. I'll wait for the son of the ant turtle, so that I can mix him up and avenge my brother. "

As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant's cry, so he ran back to see it at once and met an ant panting on the roadside. After listening to the ant himself, the rabbit asked him: tmd wants to mess with Lao Zi, but fortunately I found out early. It broke your foot! ! The elephant was sent back to the hospital because the femoral artery was broken. This time, the blood loss is even more, even 80l is not enough. The blood bank is in an emergency, and the only ant that matches the blood type of the elephant has collapsed after the last blood transfusion. A few days later, the elephant suddenly died and everyone ran to see it. I found a female ant next to me. Just ask it how the elephant died. The mother ant cried and said, I will tell it that I am pregnant with its child and it will ~ ~ ~

The mother ant laid a pile of eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a group of ostriches, damn it! It's fucking unfair that the elephant is dead.

Yesterday when I was replying to the forum, one of my colleagues saw a photo of an ostrich without feet. She is very old and doesn't know this forum. She thought I was taking pictures of ostriches. She said, "You are a very handsome netizen." You know what else she said?

It really makes me dizzy. She actually said, "Although handsome, it looks very small. Are you 20? " Don't let the old cow eat the tender grass! You don't hurt others. "

I almost fainted when I heard that. I never do that. I feel dizzy.