Please tell me a joke, the more the better, like this: 1. A boy was brutally murdered by an ogre, and the murderer, who was so heartless, forgot to put onions. 2.Xiao Ming

As long as you dare to die, I will bury you.

Hold on the wall to get in, hold on to the wall to get out - the highest level of eating at a buffet.

If people are not smart, they still imitate others' baldness! !

If you want to be a master, you must first be a grandson

There is no God in the world, but there are more people who pray

Excellence is a habit...

Stay like a virgin, move like a virgin

Go your own way and let others beat you

Toothpick shouted to the hedgehog: Hey! the bus!

Once upon a time there was a eunuch who is no longer there

1. One day, a drunk man took a taxi home after drinking. He stopped a 110 patrol car and shouted: Even if you pay one yuan per kilometer, there is no need to write in such big words.

2. Man, do you know why I got scolded that day? I saw the words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest were underlined, so I couldn't help but reach out and click on them.

3. The guard comforted the condemned prisoner: Don't be afraid, the electric current is very strong and fast, and there is no pain. At this time, screams came from the execution ground. The death row prisoner trembled: What is the sound? Guard: There's a power outage. They replaced it with candles.

4. A certain man courted a certain woman and played the Erquan Yingyue on the erhu. Afterwards, the woman said: She didn't play the erhu very well, but she looked like the blind man A Bing!

5. One day, the male mouse saw the female mouse crawling into the weeds. After a while, a hedgehog came out. The male mouse grabbed it and said, "You said you didn't have an affair. Who bought you the fur coat?"

6. The traffic police reprimanded: Rabbit, your eyes are red and you are driving drunk? Crab, crossing the road again? Kangaroo, no more riding with children! Turtle, who told you to get on the expressway?

7. The husband came home unexpectedly and saw that there was still a smoking cigar in the ashtray beside the bed. He stared at the cigar with suspicion and roared at his wife who was shivering at the head of the bed. : "Where did this come from?" After a period of silence, a trembling man's voice came from the closet: "Cuba"

8. The mother took her daughter, who had just returned from her honeymoon and was severely myopic, to the ophthalmology department. She went to the emergency room and said angrily: The man who came back with her was not the same man who went on her honeymoon with her at all!