A joke about the college entrance examination

The paragraph about the college entrance examination is as follows:

1, the college entrance examination, a student told the examiner: "I can't do this problem, I must have done something wrong!" Examiner: "This question is right, but is your answer right?"

2. During the college entrance examination, a student cried in the examination room, and someone at the edge of the examination room advised, "Relax and take a deep breath!" Student: "Take a deep breath … I can't even take a shallow breath!" " "

3. In the college entrance examination, when a student saw that the topic could not be done, he wrote on the paper: "Oh, no!" The examiner replied on the paper, "You can't solve the problem by writing like this. Please think carefully about the topic. "

4. In the college entrance examination, one candidate did the problem much slower than others, and everyone else handed in their papers and left. The examiner stepped forward and asked, "Why don't you hand in your papers? It's getting late. " Candidates: "Don't rush me, I am silently calculating the error rate of my last wrong question!" " "

In the college entrance examination, a student started to be in a daze when he got the test paper. The examiner asked him curiously what he was doing. He replied: "I am thinking that if our exam is multiple choice, the teacher doesn't have to follow the standard answer!" "

6. In the college entrance examination, the candidates were ready to "attack hard" after getting the test paper, but they were discovered by the class teacher, so the class teacher said, "You didn't come for the exam, you came for a fight!"

7. In a college entrance examination room, the examiner suddenly asked a candidate, "Who named you?" Candidate: "It's my parents." Examiner: "Do they know what you are doing now?"

8. During the college entrance examination, a girl slipped a note to her boyfriend. As a result, the examiner picked it up and read aloud: "No cheating! Expel cheaters! " The scene was in uproar.

9. In the college entrance examination, a student wrote like a god. After reading it, the examiner praised: "If an excellent candidate like you doesn't do well in the exam, it is disrespect for the exam!"

10, after the results of a college entrance examination came out, a mother praised her child desperately. "Look, my child got XX points!" The father, who is also a parent, said, "You and my son keep the XX score low. What if it causes unnecessary trouble? "