The first grade of primary school 100 words.

Wednesday xx, 1 19 10 Weather: I especially like to take a bath and eat eggs. When I was a child, I was called "the king of eating eggs". One morning when I was a child, I cooked a lot of eggs. As soon as the eggs are out of the pot, I will pick up one and eat it, whether it is hot or not. As soon as I peeled it off, I ate it with relish and gulped it down. One, two, three, four, five-Mom saw it and said, "Don't eat too much, it will hatch chickens." Incubate chickens? It's over. Could it have been born in my stomach? I was so scared. The next morning, my stomach growled, and I broke out in a cold sweat-the chicken hatched! Help! Then, I have been having diarrhea. I said to my mother again, "Mom, I have a chicken in my stomach again. What should I do? " Mom smiled and said, "Nothing." Then, I took out Xiaoshi tablets for me to eat, saying that I could kill chickens. I took the medicine, and after a few days, my stomach really stopped barking. From then on, I never dare to eat eggs again. I didn't know that eating eggs won't give birth to chickens until I got to school. I have diarrhea because I eat too much, which leads to indigestion and diarrhea.

Grandpa's joke

Grandpa's joke: Chen Ganhao, Class 2, Wuzhen Zhicai Primary School, Tongxiang City, Zhejiang Province, committed my dental disease, which was particularly painful. Grandma said, "Toothache is not a disease. It hurts like hell. " It's time for dinner, but I can't even eat. The whole family talked about it, and grandma said, "I'll take you to the hospital to fill your teeth!" " Mother said to grandma, "the doctor won't let him fill his teeth because he will change them anyway." "Dad said," just pull it out. "At this moment, my grandfather, who had been silent, interrupted me:" I have a good idea. " Everyone said with one voice, "What's the good idea? Say it! "Grandpa said," If you water your decayed teeth with cement, won't your teeth be fine? "Grandpa is a three-character shop. He used to be the director of the cement factory, but now he is retired and still thinking about his cement! " Ha ha, ha ha-"Grandpa's joke amused our whole family. The family is happy, round and round, harmonious and beautiful, and enjoys family happiness. After hearing what Grandpa said, my teeth no longer hurt. Grandpa's jokes are more effective than medicine! Instructor: Shen Liping wrote a sweet and happy family life in this article.