Send me a city (chapter 2: stupid people)

Send me a city (catalogue and chapter 1 uninvited guest)

Chapter II Stupid people.

A big fool is not stupid, but too honest and slow to respond to things. It is impossible to prove when his nickname came into being. Anyway, he has many stories. In 200 1 year, a classmate from generation to generation told Chen Chi an interesting story from generation to generation.

About eight years old, silly. His mother fed him.

A brood of chickens that have just hatched for a few days. One day, a fool was playing in the yard and accidentally climbed into a fluffy thing in his trouser leg. The fool thought it was a chicken, which made him giggle, put his hand over the hairball and shouted, Mom-Mom-the chicken ran into my pants.

Hearing this, the silly mother ran out and stopped: don't move! Don't move, don't cover your hands too tightly, or you will hurt its bones and muscles. Let me ... let me ... his mother came over, put her hand into his trouser leg and told him to let go. As soon as he let go, a little mouse ran away. I was so angry that it was useless for his mother to scold him.

On another occasion, a family's house in the village caught fire. An adult in a village carried a bucket to the river in front of the village to fetch water to put out the fire. They walked a long way. When the fire was put out, everyone found that they were in a hurry. They forgot that there is a pond behind the burning house, and the water is close at hand. But the firemen walked a long way for nothing and blamed everyone for being so stupid.

The fool said, wait a second time.

Hearing this, the burning family cursed the big fool and said that he could not speak. Later, I don't know who was talkative and spread it out. People in the surrounding villages used "wait for the second time" to refer to the stupidity of their village and villagers.

1in the summer of 999, the matchmaker introduced Dasha and Ma on a blind date. Dasha arrived in Heping Township ten minutes before the matchmaker and the horse.

After the three met, the matchmaker casually asked him, "Long time no see, right?" How long has it been? " ?

The fool said, soon, as long as shit.

The matchmaker's face changed greatly, fearing that the good thing of blind date would turn into day lily. Who knows this fool, because this sentence provoked the horse to turn around and laugh, but the result was greatly moved by her frankness. In the same year as Chen Chi, he got married two years earlier than Chen Chi.

In the autumn of 2000, after Chen Chi and Dashi got to know each other because they took part in the self-taught examination for Chinese Department of Guangxi Normal University, Chen Chi didn't know how much he envied Dashi's life of drinking tea and studying at night. The nickname "big fool" probably started before marriage.

Stupid joke, transferred to Guilin in 2003, still making trouble.

On a Saturday in the winter of 2002, Longsheng County, located in the northeast of Guangxi, was extremely cold. At eight o'clock in the morning, the big fool suddenly showed mercy and called Chen Chi: "Chen Chi, are you reading?"

Chen Chi said, "My eyes are cold, so why are you still reading? ! Hide under the covers with your wife. What about you? "

Idiot said, "I'm going to kill this dog."

Chen Chi said, "In cold weather, why kill the dog to make your hair long and warm?" They have always been used to comparing haircuts to killing dogs, and dogs belittle themselves and others.

The fool said, "I killed a real dog." My rhubarb dog has been raised for two years. After the New Year, I moved to Guilin. I don't want to bring it because of the trouble. Let's take it down and mend it. "

Chen Chi said, "I thank you first. When? "

Idiot said, "At ten o'clock, I will inform Huang Tong and three teachers in our school. When you come at nine o'clock, remember to bring some wild citrus leaves and cinnamon from you, and you will be a chef. "

Chen Chi said: "No problem, if you have a dog, I can't." That's settled. I'll be right up. "

At 9: 30, several friends gathered in the big and stupid living room, making tea, smoking, eating fruit, keeping warm and playing poker. The silly couple are busy boiling water, washing dishes and washing dishes in the kitchen.

Rhubarb dog is happier to see these regulars at home than to see its owner. His tail shook the guest's heart, and he couldn't bear to do so. Chen Chi touched rhubarb dog's forehead, but he didn't dare to look into his charitable and affectionate eyes. He just kept stroking it. When rhubarb dog saw Chen Chi approaching him, he always wanted to lick his hand with his tongue.

The fool came out of the kitchen and said to Chen Chi, "Chen Chi, you said this beast is really stupid. He is going to cook a dish soon and is still wagging his tail to please his master."

Huang Tong said, "Idiot, is the water boiling? Increase the firepower. The thought of eating dog intestines makes my mouth water on the floor. You are still dawdling. "

Seeing Huang Tong's urging, the fool was annoyed and said, "Are you worried to death? Dog meat is not Tang monk meat. If you don't do it in the future, I won't give you an inch of dog intestines. " Say that finish turned into the kitchen.

At this time, rhubarb dog slipped away while no one was looking.

After two minutes, the big fool came out and shouted, "The water is boiling, beater, give it to me!" "

Everyone looked at the living room, but the dog was gone. The idiot was in a hurry and shouted, "Where's the dog? Where is the dog? So many people can't stand a dog! "

Yellow channel: "It was here just now. God, can you fly? "

The idiot ordered, "Look around quickly and call back when you find it."

However, several teachers, such as Daisha, Huang Tong and Chen Chi, searched every corner of Daisha's home, and then their search scope expanded to the school and its surrounding areas, but rhubarb dog was nowhere to be seen. Everyone went back to the big fool's house in frustration.

Huang Tong said: "People who can't eat dog meat will not leave anyway." Several teachers also said, "We won't leave until we eat dog meat." Chen Chi said nothing but smiled.

The fool began to look reluctant. Ma Yanfei pulled him into the kitchen and scolded him in a low voice: "It's all your business. What's wrong with you?" Look at your fair-weather friends, who is not five big and three thick and can make up? What a good dog rhubarb is, how spiritual it is! Kill whatever you want! A Guilin can accommodate our family, but not a dog? "

The idiot said, "You know my best friend. It's easier to ask God than to send him away. what can I do? Rhubarb ran away at this juncture. "

Ma Yanfei said, "Well run!"

Later, the fool had to go to the market to buy back half a fan of dog meat. When the table was opened, rhubarb dog came back smelling the fragrance. He was so angry that he ran over and kicked it away, cursing, "I told you to run!" " Rhubarb dog don't know what's going on, crying in pain, crying like crying, full of injustice.

The renting of the facade of Simi porridge shop is done by Dudu. Huang Tong didn't have that magical power, but he succeeded in replacing flowers or "complaining about others", boasting happily and wanting to take everything for himself. It happened to be Saturday, and the facade was paid a deposit by Dudu.

In the afternoon, Huang Tong even called Chen Chi five or six times. Chen Chi guessed that either he was invited to the swallow teahouse of Ma Yanfei to have tea with the big fool, or he was too lazy to pick up three things, and he was dragged to DuDu's Xinyue flower shop to pile Macheng. Huang Tong is an immortal thief, playing chicken feathers all over the place, and his mobile phone is fluttering.

When the feather fluttered a button, Huang Tong shouted, "Chen Chi is gone? The phone doesn't answer. " Feather fluttering handed the phone to Chen Chi and said, "It's for you."

Chen Chi gave a cry. Huang Tong scolded: "You are a dead man. Today, my mouth is pale and I will drink Fang Shuijing at night."

Chen Chi said with a smile, "You son of a bitch, the wine in my car is weak, and now you say it's weak! It's only two o'clock now, Wu has eaten and drunk enough, and she is not at home. Aren't you idle? Besides, do you want to drink good wine? "

Huang Tong said, "You are honest. Tell you what, at three o'clock, me, you and that idiot will meet at Xinyue Flower Shop. Dudu is waiting in the shop now. We can't lack three things. Without you, we'll eat at your house for three days next time. Oh, yes, here comes the bus. We have to go to the restaurant at six o'clock to lighten your burden. "

Chen Chi was impatient and scolded: "Don't be such a mother-in-law, be there or be square." Huang Tong smiled and said, "Dead Chen Chi, I want this sentence from you."

The facade is rented, and Chen Chi must make an appointment with Missy to meet some of his friends. Chen Chi took Missy into Xinyue Flower Shop. He saw Dudu lounging on the couch with a cigarette in his mouth. The fool is doing his usual job-making tea. Huang Tong was half lying on the sofa like a sleeping Buddha. When he saw Chen Chi, he smiled, revealing eight black teeth on his upper and lower lips. Macheng on the table has been built on all sides, waiting for the war.

Chen Chi introduced Mizpah one by one. Seeing that Mi Sichen was as thin as an addict, Huang Tong patted Mi Sichen on the shoulder and said, "Brother, if Chen Chi hadn't brought you as a buddy, I would have treated you as a pink baby."

Mi Sichen smiled and said without mind: "No way. I look hungry and cold. " Dudu saw that everyone was here, so he waved and said, "Let's get started! Do it! " When Mi Sichen met for the first time, she declined to say that she couldn't play mahjong and sat beside Chen Chi watching cards.

Chen Chi thinks: Who says wealth can't be separated from its body? Does anyone here know about millionaires except Misi and me? Secular vision is really snobbish and misleading. Huangtong dog looks down on people and even treats Miss as a powder cub.

Four people hit 4: 30, Chen Chi and Dashi each won 500, Dudu lost 600, and Huang Tong lost 400. The loser refuses to accept, keep fighting. There is smoke in the small room, and mosquitoes as big as sparrows can be smoked to death.

Dudu's wife, Wang Yingmin, is not in the store at this time for some reason. When it was time to cook, Bi Ye, Dudu's eleven-year-old daughter, thought that they were still staying in the store for dinner as before, so she knocked on the door and asked Dudu, "Dad, how many meals do you want to cook?"

Dudu had a good time and didn't hear Bi Ye's question. He played the cards in his hand and said, "Nine barrels!" "

At half past five, Wang Yingmin came back and asked Bi Ye if he had cooked. Bi Ye said it was ripe.

Wang Yingmin went to open the lid, looking like a fool. Busy to ask DuDu: "You damn fool, why did you let Bi Ye cook so many meals?" Cows come to eat, a pot full! "

Dudu looked puzzled: "I didn't let her cook!" " We have food to eat. "

Bi Ye said outside: "I asked you how much rice you cooked, and you said nine tubes, so I counted the pots."

Chen Chi, Dasha, Huang Tong and Mi Zhu all laughed. Dudu's luck was not so good all afternoon, and his face was stretched like a bitter gourd; After a moment's hesitation, he said to Wang Yingmin, "Let's go shopping and have dinner at our house tonight."

Wang Yingmin said, "Not to mention six people, even ten people can't eat that pot of rice."

Dudu said: "Eat less, save waste, waste is a sin. The fool said that a grain of rice is as big as Mount Sumi. "

Send me a city (chapter 3).