A humorous joke that will be funny when told.

A humorous joke that will be funny when told.

Life tip: Remember to turn the clothes upside down, fold them and put them in the cupboard. Otherwise, I may find my clothes on backwards as soon as I get to the company. Below, CJ arranged a humorous joke for everyone. I hope you will like it! Welcome to refer to.

There are two books in the world. Other people's lives are biographies. My life is a joke.

It's Spring Festival, and people usually eat jiaozi. There are three main steps in wrapping jiaozi: stuffing, rolling and wrapping. And the stuffing should not be too salty, the rolling piece should not be too thick, and the foreskin should not be too long.

I am very principled. No matter how many times the alarm clock rings, I can still get up when I am late.

4、? Why are you old and young at a young age? I am old and shameless. Am I not old? My breasts are small, aren't they?

I found that I am not good at shopping. I bought a good piece of Hetian jade in the antique city the other day, and it was appraised today. The result is false. Times are getting worse, people are not old! I want to return it now. I wonder if I can get my ten dollars back?

6. I often hear some male compatriots complain that they have to kneel on the washboard to make their girlfriends angry, and some even have swollen knees. I listened and smiled. Is this TM still a man? What about your dignity? Is that all you can do? Can't you learn from my masculinity? Can't you spend ten dollars on a pair of knee pads like me?

7. I am a simple and traditional girl. I only hope that the other half will work hard outside and go home to do housework diligently. It doesn't matter whether he is the best or not, as long as I live well.

8. It's not surprising that people say I bumped into my shirt. Today, I actually bumped into my wife with someone else. His wife is just like mine. If my wife hadn't told me that she was on a business trip, I really thought it was my wife. . .

9. My wife and I work in different places. Yesterday, I heard a friend say that the positioning of iPhone is very accurate, so I tried it last night. The location showed that my wife's location was in a hotel, so I called my wife. What is she doing? She said I was sleeping.

I asked where to sleep, and she said to sleep at home. Where else can I go?

Facts have proved that the positioning of the iPhone is very unreliable and the error is too big!

10, I feel more and more lazy. Everyone likes to watch a joke with few words. What about swelling?

1 1, the room is clean and tidy, organized, find a programmer or something, set the running mode, and enter? Socks? , get? The third floor above the second door of the cabinet? , occasionally a Bug, a little correction will be found;

And people with messy rooms like me are looking for detectives and things like that. In my mind at that time, where would I put my wallet? According to common sense, it was thrown in the dormitory, but this time I won't play cards according to common sense?

12, when I was a child, my family was poor and I couldn't afford to take a bath. I can only lie on the window and watch my neighbor's sister take a shower. I can't afford a wife, so I can only sleep with other people's wives. I can't afford to raise a child, so I have to ask the next door to help me raise it. Alas, it's hard luck! ! !

13, common sense of life: after washing clothes, you must remember to turn them upside down and fold them before putting them in the cupboard. Otherwise, I may find my clothes on backwards as soon as I get to the company.

14, others have money and can sleep as late as they want. I am short of money, so I can save a meal if I can.

15. My female colleague drank too much at my place last night and wanted to send her back, but she just refused to go back and had to stay for the night. After she fell asleep, I thought for a long time on the sofa. Finally, I couldn't help it. I went back to my room and saw her angelic face and devil figure, which was really attractive. . .

I gently took out 50 cents from my pillow and thought? Be careful to keep the boat safe or put it in your pocket. ?

16, colleague:? I really don't know how men who live by their faces feel.

Me:? I really don't know if I'm shameless. ?

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