What are the classic humorous jokes?

1, I went to the company to go to the toilet early this morning, and the latch of the toilet door was broken, so I went to pull the toilet door. At this time, an anxious buddy came over and pulled my door directly. Yes, I'm trying. He pulled me out directly, and I got into a fight with him without wiping my ass.

2. In senior three, the chemistry teacher taught us organic chemistry. The teacher first drew a "peptide bond" on the blackboard, and then said to us, "This is the eunuch. Let's add methyl to it! Students, where did you say you would settle down? " At this time, the audience has been laughing crazy.

3. Someone found a job in a dairy farm. On the first day of work, the boss gave him a bucket and a stool to milk in the milk shed, and he died happily. After work, the boss saw that he was splashed with milk and his stool leg was broken, so he asked him, "What happened? Is it difficult? " He replied with a sad face, "It is not difficult to milk, but it is difficult to let the cow sit on the stool."

The purpose of learning from the scriptures is by no means to learn from them. In fact, the true identity of the four people headed by Tang Priest is the rectification dispatch group. Last time, the Bodhisattva Immortal obviously indulged his subordinates in evil, but because of each other's face, they couldn't do it. That's why we found four people with no foundation at the two sessions of God and Buddha to clean up all kinds of monsters in the name of learning from the scriptures. This is also a good explanation. Some of them were taken away by the gods backstage, but no one was killed backstage.