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The description of the smell of shit is funny

1. Is the stool bad? We all know that shit is a smelly thing. Every day when we go to the toilet, we will defecate. Many people want to know what shit tastes like when they are young. Does it stink, too? However, I feel sick when I see disgusting shit. However, with the development of the Internet, we now get the result that shit doesn't stink. In ancient books, we can also see the wisdom of the ancients, judging people's bodies by tasting feces. But you'd better not eat it.

Coke won't kill sperm. The saying that coke kills sperm is very common. In fact, many people have proved that this is a rumor, but some people think that coke can't kill sperm, it can only make people gain weight. However, cola contains a lot of sugar, which can be absorbed quickly. Who says that coke kills sperm can only prove that he is ignorant.

Babies born in summer will be taller in the future. Compared with babies born in winter, babies born in summer are very easy to gain weight, but they are also very easy to grow taller. In fact, they grow tall easily, but the later training depends on the education and food given to their children by their parents. In fact, people are very tall now, and the quality of life is very good now. Few people are short. Bian Xiao was born in winter, too.

4. Mother oranges are delicious. In fact, it is female, that is, there is a circle at the bottom of the fruit, not a dot. If it is a circle, it has a great chance of being very delicious. It seems that you have experience in buying fruit in the future. Have you learned? You can confirm it when you buy fruit.

5. Shit tastes like baked sweet potato. Eating shit is disgusting enough, but when it comes to taste, it's more exciting. People who have experienced the smell of shit say that it tastes like eating baked sweet potatoes. After hearing what he said, how to eat baked sweet potatoes in Bian Xiao has cast a shadow. Will everyone eat baked sweet potatoes after seeing it? Or do you want to take a bite of roasted sweet potatoes to suppress the shock?

6. You can get drunk by drinking tea. Tea has been popular for a long time. Everyone says that drinking a cup of tea can relieve the hangover. Although drinking tea can't relieve alcohol, do you know that drinking tea can also make people drunk? If you drink too much tea, you will get drunk. In fact, don't put too much tea in your future.