After the mouse drank Erguotou, he took a kitchen knife and said, Damn, where is the cat? How did you tell this joke? ? It’s about rats drinking wine from several countries.

Three mice tasted American, Japanese and Chinese wine respectively. The mouse that drank American wine fell after walking for 3 steps; the mouse that drank Japanese wine fell after walking for 2 steps; the mouse that drank Chinese Erguotou The mouse, holding a kitchen knife in his hand, shouted: "Where's the TMD cat?"

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One day, the turtle father, turtle mother and turtle son family decided to go for an outing. I took a Shandong pancake and two cans of sea chicken and set off for Yangmingshan. After ten years of hard work, it’s finally here! They sat on the ground, took off their equipment and prepared to eat. As a result, I discovered that I didn’t bring a can opener!

Turtle son: "...Then I'll go back and get it."

Turtle dad: "Good boy!" quick! Your parents are waiting for you to come back and have dinner together. Go and come back quickly! "

Turtle son: "You must wait for me to come back! Don’t break your promise! "

So the son of the turtle set out on his way home...

Time flies like an arrow. In the blink of an eye, 20 years have passed, but the son of the turtle has not appeared yet.

“My wife, do you want to have dinner first? I was so hungry that I said.

Dad Oogway: "No! We promised our son! We will wait for him for another five years. If he doesn't come, he won't care!"

In the blink of an eye, five years have passed It passed, and there was no trace of the son of the turtle. My parents don't care! The second old man decided to set off.

Take out the big cake and prepare to eat it.

Suddenly, the turtle's son stuck his head out from behind the tree.

Ortoise Son: Damn it! I knew you would steal it! Trick me into getting a can opener? I've been waiting for this for 25 years. I've been waiting for it! I hate being lied to!