Ask some jokes about insects

The bee proposed to the butterfly, but the butterfly married the snail. The bee was very angry and asked the butterfly loudly why. The butterfly replied, "Although people are slow, they still live in apartments, unlike you, who always live in dormitories!" " "

This has nothing to do with insects, but it has something to do with reptiles.

Snake: "Mom, are we poisonous?" Mother snake: "Of course." The little snake asked again, "Mom, are we really poisonous?" Mother snake: "Of course, why do you always ask this question?"

The little snake cried; "5555, I just accidentally bit my tongue! ! "

Centipede, snake, spider and ant play cards together at home. In the evening, everyone was hungry and discussed who would buy rice. Snake: "I have no legs." I'm too tired to walk. I'm not going. Let the ants go. " Ant: "I have too few legs. Let the spider go." Spider: "I don't have so many legs as centipedes." Centipede to buy rice. " The centipede has no choice but to walk. Twenty minutes, half an hour, an hour, everyone was half hungry, and the centipede didn't come back. Ant: "Why doesn't the centipede come back?" Suddenly, the centipede poked its head out of the door and said, "When I put on my shoes!" " "

One day, the snail was walking outside. Suddenly, a turtle climbed up and knocked the snail unconscious. The snail was sent to the hospital for rescue and finally turned the corner. A friend asked him how the tortoise felt when he crawled. He said, "It all happened so fast that I don't remember anything in a flash."

An ant was hiding in the grass, and the rabbit was surprised to see it.

Q: "The elephant is coming, why don't you run?" The ant said, "

Shh, don't make any noise, I'll trip the elephant! "

The centipede was hit by a car and had to be amputated. It hopes to:

"Fortunately, I have many legs." Unexpectedly, the doctor comforted him.

Say, "Relax, you will be A Qiu in the future."

Bug! "

In class, the teacher suspected that snails and scorpions were playing "guessing boxing" and said to them, "You play guessing boxing.

have you finished? The snail said, "How can I play without hands and feet?" Scorpion said, "I can only make scissors, snails."

Only cloth can be produced. How should I play? "

The earthworm family was bored that day, so the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces and played badminton. Mother earthworm thought it was a good idea, so she cut herself into four sections and played mahjong. After a while, father earthworm

Cut yourself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "If you cut it into such pieces, you will die!" " "Earthworm dad!

He said weakly, "I suddenly want to play football ..."

Someone is selling cockroach medicine in the street: "The secret recipe of the ancestors, scientific research, once used, it will work, and all cockroaches will die!" ! "A passer-by asked," is it really that useful? "Sure," said the cockroach medicine seller. Passers-by asked again; " How to use it? "The person who sells cockroach medicine answers;" It's simple. As long as you put a little medicine on the cockroach's mouth, it will die immediately. "