Funny greetings for chatting?

The greeting "Hello" is concise, clear and versatile, and at the same time it is a blessing to others. I have compiled it for you below, I hope it will be helpful to you!

***Selected articles***

1. Maybe the *** silk that has been struggling for a lifetime is just a thread. As a ***, maybe a salted fish turned over is just a salted fish that has turned over, but at least we have the self-esteem to dream, instead of leaving the saying "effort is useless" and living with peace of mind.

2. A: I curse your wife not to be a virgin! B: I curse your wife to always be a virgin.

3. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

4. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just not obviously beautiful.

5. It’s all because of my grades that ruined my relationship with my mother!

6. Who said tofu can’t kill people? Try frozen tofu next time.

7. See yourself clearly through great ups and downs, and see your friends clearly through great ups and downs.

8. People who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm?

9. Anything I can’t let go of must be because I can’t have it.

10. Hearing what you say to me will make me proud all day long.

***Latest article***

1. The tongue lasts longer than the teeth, and the soft body lasts longer than the hard body.

2. You should also follow Tencent’s example and call me “honey” as soon as you go online.

3. If even preset bubbles cost money, how can we survive?

4. There are no bad words in the world. If you do too much homework, you will have everything.

5. I am sorry for you in life, because I have never made it easy for you.

6. Even if life is a tragedy, we must make high-quality blue and white porcelain.

7. I have become so familiar with my mobile phone that I have become inseparable.

8. Just by looking at you in the crowd, you think I want to take a taxi.

9. I have no sleep at night, I just want to have fun and have sex, no one is around, and a wild dog is doing the work.

10. While God gave us youth, he also gave us acne.

11. When money stands up and speaks, all truth goes to sleep.

12. Don’t scold people for having water in their brains in the future, because the human brain is 100% water.

13. When you said that my brother is very handsome, I want to say to you, congratulations on getting the answer right!

14. Since you appeared, I realized that someone loves you. So beautiful.

15. I remember the thing I said most often when I was a child was, I won’t play with you anymore.

16. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to throw away garbage, I would have thrown you out long ago.

17. If one day I become a gangster, please tell them that I was once innocent.

18. When I heard the teacher say that fines were going to start again, I knew that he had spent all his salary.

19. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.

20. I am actually a person with dreams, but reality is too hungry and eats up my dreams.

***Classic***

1. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.

2. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say one word silently in my heart: Explode!

3. On the day you leave, I decide not to shed tears and welcome you. Feng held his eyes open and tried not to blink.

4. Those who believe in fate follow fate, while those who do not believe in fate are dragged along by fate.

5. I think back then, I also had a seed of infatuation, but it was struck by lightning and killed.

6. When you go to work, you must carry forward the spirit of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water!

7. Ten years ago, I could beat your father to death with one slap, and I can still beat him to death ten years later. I'll beat you to death with my palm...***, you're a mosquito!

8. I feel so unfortunate to know you in such a big world.

9. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

10. I don’t know how to speak. I stutter when there are people around me, like a sheep pooping. Please forgive me if it’s not to your liking.

11. I originally wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think that in return, I can not kick him?

12. Coming out What is love? Who are you asking me to ask?

13. Since ancient times, there have been no beautiful women on the Internet. There are rows of broken flowers and willows. There are occasionally a few pairs of mandarin ducks, which are also pheasants and wolves.

14. It’s not my fault that I eat secretly, it’s the loneliness of my mouth.

15. If the sky falls, you hold it up and I will hold you up!

16. I think it’s good to make phone calls. Every word you say is valuable.

17. Half of my life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad luck.

18. God has given you a pair of wings, so you should be burned...

19. Skipping class is a person's carnival; attending class is the loneliness of a group of people.

20. All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul wanders on the bed!