What's funny about ancient history?

There are many interesting things and funny jokes in ancient history, such as the following.

Overflow Usually when people hear this word, they think of flood first. But this time, the flood disaster is not a flood, but a flood disaster caused by beer. 18 14 one month, a huge beer barrel in London suddenly burst, and then a lot of beer poured out, and then other beer barrels began to burst. As a result, 300,000 tons of beer poured into the streets of London, causing the slums to be flooded, and nine of them died because of this disaster. It is said that the sound of these beer explosions is so horrible that you can hear them clearly even five miles away. It can be seen that this beer explosion is a terrible disaster. The funniest thing is that eight of the nine people drowned, and the last one died a few days later. The cause of death was alcoholism!

In China mythology, all dragons are named Ao. It is said that this source also has stories. At first, 1 met the dragon. As neither of them knew each other, the man asked the dragon out of courtesy. May I ask your name? Then the dragon gave a cry. Therefore, from then on, the name of the dragon called Ao became a unified cognition.

Cixi eats sheep. Cixi was originally a sheep, so she gave an order that people were not allowed to kill sheep and eat mutton. But Cixi herself was greedy and especially wanted mutton. But you can't hit yourself in the face. Kill mutton and eat mutton. She changed to a compromise, called mutton longevity meat or longevity meat. It turns out that this is the Qing version of self-deception.

Napoleon's curse. It is said that in 18 14, czar Alexander I led an army to Paris, and Napoleon was naturally angry, so he swore. From then on, as long as he was the leader of the Russians, there was a bald man every other generation. Now look at these Russian leaders and find that they are really bald for a generation.

True love has no good result. Look at the four most famous fairy love stories in China. The story of 1 should be the story of Liang Zhu becoming a butterfly. It sounds wonderful, but they can't grow up together. The second is the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, who can get together one day a year. The third is Xu Xian, the White Snake. One is imprisoned under the Leifeng Tower, and the other is lonely all her life. The fourth is Meng Jiangnv. She cried down the Great Wall for her husband, but she still couldn't let him come back. So many beautiful myths have proved to everyone that true love has no good end.