Two or three lines of English jokes

\ "boss, have you tried here someone overwhelmed meal? \"

\"There are met before.\"

\"You put him? \ "

\" can how, have these qualities, from recognize unlucky bai. \ "

\" Oh I'm relieved. I eat overruled meal. \ "

English:

" Boss, has anyone here ever eaten the overlord meal? "

"Yes, I have met before."

"What did you do to him?"

"What can I do? I think I'm unlucky when I meet these unqualified people."

"Oh, I'm relieved. I eat overlord meal. "

English:

San-JIU Sees, the office a lot of people are subsidizing from a bad cold, sick people were put in sick, To prevent the disease spreading out.

leaders feel very rational, let not sick people go home.

English:

On March 9th, many people in the office had a bad cold, so the sick people asked for sick leave to prevent the disease from spreading.

The leader thought it was reasonable and let the people who were not sick go home.

is it a little long? Short, below-

English:

"son, you don't want to marry the daughter-in-law forgetniang! "

" Mom, you trust I'll continue Niang. "

Chinese:

" Son, don't marry your daughter-in-law and forget your mother! "

"Mom, don't worry, I will continue to be a mother."